If we were friends in real life and I had a chance to fuck your wife or girlfriend...

1. 2019-01-08 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   I would definitely plug her. Preferably more than once.
2. 2019-01-08 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #2
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   thats a lot of ifs
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3. 2019-01-08 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #3
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   No you wouldn't ya goddamn bloatfly
4. 2019-01-08 at 6:12 AM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole
   Actually it's only one if you mental midget.
5. 2019-01-08 at 6:15 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Would you though?
6. 2019-01-08 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Nice
7. 2019-01-08 at 7:11 AM UTC

   #7
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 No you wouldn't ya goddamn bloatfly

   
   you're assuming someone's girlfriend would be down to fuck you and you live in a motel 6 so i'd say it's a lot more safe to say they wouldn't fuck you than they would.
   
   also, there is an IF in lIFe so that's more than one you fucking moron. i hope you die in a motel 6 fire
8. 2019-01-08 at 8:29 AM UTC

   #8
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WellHung I would definitely plug her. Preferably more than once.

   
   You sound like a real class act.
   
   Either you're a sociopath, a complete dick, or you've never actually been in a situation that gave you the opportunity to do such a thing.
   
   I slept with a friends' girlfriend many years ago, and I felt horrible about it. Heck, it still bothers me from time to time and it was close to 15 years ago.
9. 2019-01-08 at 8:31 AM UTC

   #9
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   For the record, I came clean to him shortly thereafter. There's no way I could just hang out with the guy and suppress what actually happened.
10. 2019-01-08 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #10
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by WellHung I would definitely plug her. Preferably more than once.

    
    I’d plug your best friend long before you’d plug mine. 🤣
11. 2019-01-08 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #11
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks For the record, I came clean to him shortly thereafter. There's no way I could just hang out with the guy and suppress what actually happened.

    
    I'd want a nigga to come clean to me!
12. 2019-01-08 at 2:08 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "Bros before hoes" as they say in the Acres Homes area of Houston.
13. 2019-01-08 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #13
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks You sound like a real class act.
    
    Either you're a sociopath, a complete dick, or you've never actually been in a situation that gave you the opportunity to do such a thing.
    
    I slept with a friends' girlfriend many years ago, and I felt horrible about it. Heck, it still bothers me from time to time and it was close to 15 years ago.

    
    🤣😂
14. 2019-01-08 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #14
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ScarletLetter I’d plug your best friend long before you’d plug mine. 🤣

    
    are u fuckable, hun?
15. 2019-01-08 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #15
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung 🤣😂

    
    
16. 2019-01-08 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #16
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by ScarletLetter I’d plug your best friend long before you’d plug mine. 🤣

    
    are u phuckable, hun?
17. 2019-01-08 at 2:20 PM UTC

    #17
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks For the record, I came clean to him shortly thereafter. There's no way I could just hang out with the guy and suppress what actually happened.

    
    Did he punch u in the face, or the gut?
18. 2019-01-08 at 3:51 PM UTC

    #18
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung Did he punch u in the face, or the gut?

    
    Neither.
    
    What's your preference?
    
    If this something you do often, you must get punched (in either the face or the gut) by your "friends" quite frequently...
19. 2019-01-08 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #19
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Op is piece of shit
20. 2019-01-08 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #20
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by GGG Op is piece of shit

    
    I'm not familiar enough to know whether he's retarded or just stirring up drama, so until I see otherwise I'm going to assume both
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