Im sitting outside, on a 48 degree sunny day, in Northern Illinois, on Jan 5th, &

1. 2019-01-05 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   A fucking fly lands on me, tries to bite me, i swat it away, n it proceeds to keep landing elsewhere to bite, with the furious vigor of a fly in July. Like, wtf??? 😞😟
2. 2019-01-05 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I have two words for you.
   
   Predator Drones
3. 2019-01-05 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #3
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   I have four words for OP
   
   
   You Need A Bath
4. 2019-01-05 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Dude, this fucker is real... flies aren't even supposed to be alive right now, let alone alive with vitality.
5. 2019-01-05 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #5
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman
   Soap & water dude
   
   
   4 Reel
6. 2019-01-05 at 10:14 PM UTC

   #6
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   gay
7. 2019-01-05 at 10:23 PM UTC

   #7
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Bog of eternal stench.
8. 2019-01-05 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #8
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Take the trash to the dump. Maybe it will follow you there and forever thank you for taking it to heaven.
9. 2019-01-05 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #9
   blaster master victim of incest
10. 2019-01-05 at 11:12 PM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Dude, this fucker is real… flies aren't even supposed to be alive right now, let alone alive with vitality.

    
    Is this rojo
11. 2019-01-05 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #11
    blaster master victim of incest
12. 2019-01-05 at 11:26 PM UTC

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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master No this is you dirty ginger.

    
    I'll silence you with rage
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • blaster master
13. 2019-01-05 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Did the fly bite u mattchew?
14. 2019-01-06 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #14
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I think he went to the emergency room.
15. 2019-01-06 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    I have three words for you OP.
    
    I can not count.
16. 2019-01-06 at 12:30 AM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Erekshun I think he went to the emergency room.

    
    So they were mosquitoes with malaria not flys after all
17. 2019-01-06 at 12:39 AM UTC

    #17
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    is everyone ok?
18. 2019-01-06 at 12:40 AM UTC

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    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    We’re good bro. How’s the malaria?
19. 2019-01-06 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    Oh shit.
    
    Get better OP.
20. 2019-01-06 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #20
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Hope the swelling in your face, neck and body all go down soon. Makes ya look fat, nikka.