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  1. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    You can calm down before I put you down.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmfao !!!

    I wanna see this
  3. Technologist victim of incest
    My thought at the moment? Good morningšŸ˜€
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ 13,402 gallons of milk in there.

    Whatā€™s he driving, a dumptruck? ffs
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by username: Whatā€™s he driving, a dumptruck? ffs

    Yes.
  6. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes.

    heā€™s over the limit for a highway legal vehicle
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by username: heā€™s over the limit for a highway legal vehicle

    Not on the road he's on, buddy.
  8. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Not on the road he's on, buddy.

    OH JERRYšŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    I said GOOD MORNINGšŸ˜”
  10. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Not on the road he's on, buddy.

  11. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist I said GOOD MORNINGšŸ˜”

    hi
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist I said GOOD MORNINGšŸ˜”

    Morn Dork. IM GOING To bed. Maybe. Bye. Maybe.

    I'm also going to

    A. Convince my girlfriend to NOT have an abortion

    B. Get a blowjob from Pastor Dan while I tell him part A

    C. KILL MYSELF while representing myself as a candle on the faggot altar of a faggot Catholic (looking at you yeah you know who you are) church.

    D.ie die die die die die
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    You cannot go to bed, but you can die,.......maybe, if I say sošŸ˜›
  14. Ninjesus Houston
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol! "Hey butthead" isn't a high priority response šŸ˜‚ā¤ļøā¤ļø

    Ohā¤
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  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut



    Another loser anthem Whoaaa!
  16. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Happy Birthday Daniel
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    you remembered my birthday? wow thanks man. You wonā€™t believe what iā€™ve done
  18. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Better be staying out of trouble and stop that gang affiliation
  19. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Thanks dad.

    I rode presidential style to manhattan madison square garden in a suburban vehicle, got out lookin fly af, people thought i was a famous person their looks-priceless-went to hooters that was right across the street. Drank two large mugs of modelos, donated 9 dollars for the breast cancer awareness while there, a hooter girl with huge knockers peck me on the cheek saying happy 30th! Then I walked to applebees ordered a sirloin steak with chicken fajitas and another modelo drink. Left there and decided to hit up a strip club. Fucked 2 strippers in a private room Eva and whatā€™s her name, with the help of my charismatic transition and charm left there then went to local bar ordered a fruity drank called sangria, socialized with a few folks then left, wobbled to another bar had a few more beers then went to a casino. Came home about 4 something in the morning, ate a grilled cheese sammich then fell asleep on the recliner chair-
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    How gay the posters are in this place.
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