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    today I was at work and was getting this shit out of the oven which i have to reach overhead to do, and i pulled this shit out of the oven too quick and the cheese on it was stuck to something else which came down and dumped melted white gooey brie cheese all over my mouth and shirt. it was hot as fuck so at first i was like FUUUUCK and turned around and my gay coworker was just like "what the fuck happened to you"
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Victim.
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    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Yesterday I dropped a butter knife 🤗
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    yesterday o dropped a soap.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ embarrassing moment..

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III today I was at work and was getting this shit out of the oven which i have to reach overhead to do, and i pulled this shit out of the oven too quick and the cheese on it was stuck to something else which came down and dumped melted white gooey brie cheese all over my mouth and shirt. it was hot as fuck so at first i was like FUUUUCK and turned around and my gay coworker was just like "what the fuck happened to you"

    i lol'd. not sure what kinda oven you were using but those pizza ovens are the DEVIL! I have all kinds of burns from ovens on my arms but never burnt my mouth... yet... lmfao

    but that is super embarassing, but I don't know if you remember but I fell ass first bare naked through a glass dragon coffee table, holy shit had to get stiched.

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