My first take on "hump day"...

1. 2019-01-02 at 5:40 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   it was totally wrong...
   I remember my girlfriend at the time would say "it's hump day".
   I assumed that was her way of saying it was some made up sexual holiday.
   These hump days kept happening quite regularly.
   Eventually I grew tired of hump days because it was like schedule sex and sex is hard work for a guy.
   Every hump day I would have to erect a boner then close my eye's and think of some random hot girl I saw that week while I fucked my fat, smelly, covered in dumb ass tattoos girlfriend.
   When i eventually found out what "hump day" was I asked her about it.
   She said "Until you are fucked by your cock you will never understand".
   I miss her fat smelly ass.
2. 2019-01-03 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   Wednesday is usually hump day.
3. 2019-01-03 at 2:27 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   And usually a good day to save 15% on car insurance.
4. 2019-01-03 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats it was totally wrong…
   I remember my girlfriend at the time would say "it's hump day".
   I assumed that was her way of saying it was some made up sexual holiday.
   These hump days kept happening quite regularly.
   Eventually I grew tired of hump days because it was like schedule sex and sex is hard work for a guy.
   Every hump day I would have to erect a boner then close my eye's and think of some random hot girl I saw that week while I fucked my fat, smelly, covered in dumb ass tattoos girlfriend.
   When i eventually found out what "hump day" was I asked her about it.
   She said "Until you are fucked by your cock you will never understand".
   I miss her fat smelly ass.

   
   Describe the smell wafting off her fat smelly ass.. I'm in a vicarious mood..