Anyone preemptively call in sick?

1. 2019-01-02 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'm thinking I should text my boss with a bad chicken indigestion excuse for not showing up tomorrow.
   But actually I've been drinking rum since 2 o'clock and I know I wont want to get up in the morning.
   I did do a four mile hike today so I feel entitled to fuck up now.
2. 2019-01-02 at 12:31 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   One of my crew actually called in drunk. I am glad he was upfront. Not sure where he works now.
3. 2019-01-02 at 2:16 AM UTC

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   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   lol
4. 2019-01-02 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   The trick is to get drunk with the boss..
5. 2019-01-02 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I get Holiday pay so nope.
6. 2019-01-02 at 2:49 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I get Holiday pay so nope.

   
   Is that a fanciful way of sayin you smoked the bosses pole??
7. 2019-01-02 at 3:15 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   just go to work drunk.
   
   it shows sincerity.
8. 2019-01-02 at 3:17 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   I can't have my guys show up drunk, only I can.