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Any shit you can fuck I can fuck better, I can fuck any shit better than you.

  1. #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    [no you cant]
    Yes I can 💩
    [no you can't]
    Yes I can, yes I can 💩💩
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  2. #2
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    It's cold outside.
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL this shits from the 1950's
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  4. #4
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Can you elaborate on how you fuck shit?

    Sounds stinky
  5. #5
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I giggled.
  6. #6
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    This made me remember a shitty experience I had once.

    Me and a high school girlfriend got a sex toy kit. Had lots of stuff including anal beads on a string. We were banging trying our stuff out and we put in the beads, she liked it and we had sex. After we finished we weren’t sure what to do so just pulled them out. They had become a log, all spaces between beads filled with poop. We both freaked and she cleaned it in the sink and I changed the bedding. Thinking back on it it’s pretty funny especially imagining the scene in the bathroom during the cleaning
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Actro, if may I ask, what is in fact the shittiest shit that you ever did fuck?
  8. #8
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Rest stop outhouse shit 💩
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did you CUMINCYDE?
  10. #10
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Like it was my job.
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