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Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay gadzooks to Have Sex with Me
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2018-12-17 at 5:40 PM UTChave no idea what patreon is or how to set up an account.
But I'm going to one of these days.
Will you all contribute?
I'll bet if I offered him $20 he'd be down.
ACTUALLY WAIT, better idea just popped into my head...
I will pay a private investigation firm to track down a man that looks as close to gadzooks as they can find, but an even more homeless and wretched non-famous version, and then they will make him an offer of like, $10.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-17 at 5:45 PM UTCI thought Patreon was for recurring things like YouTube people.
You need a GoFundMe -
2018-12-17 at 5:47 PM UTC
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2018-12-17 at 5:48 PM UTC1 Big Mac is my price.
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2018-12-17 at 5:48 PM UTC
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2018-12-17 at 6:19 PM UTCYes, I would like to help. I'll let you know whether you can expect my contribution when he sets a price.
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2018-12-17 at 6:21 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-17 at 6:43 PM UTC
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2018-12-17 at 8:21 PM UTC
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2018-12-17 at 8:22 PM UTCThese make me want to make a gofund me for the fuck of it.
If I get even 5 dollars out of it, it will be worth the hours I spend spamming random message boars. -
2018-12-17 at 8:23 PM UTC
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2018-12-17 at 8:24 PM UTCAre you from DH or here? If you're from DH, it is a hard pass.
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2018-12-17 at 8:28 PM UTC
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2018-12-17 at 8:32 PM UTCK
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2018-12-18 at 1:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth have no idea what patreon is or how to set up an account.
But I'm going to one of these days.
Will you all contribute?
I'll bet if I offered him $20 he'd be down.
I hate to be the bearer (barer?) of bad news, but I charge slightly more for my sexual services.
Basically, whatever I end up having to pay Taylor Swift (or her body-double, if need be), that's how much I will have to charge you (if you want the real me and not a surrogate).
So basically, I'll be selling sex so that I can buy sex. It's almost kinda, circle-of-life beautiful in it's own way.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth I will pay a private investigation firm to track down a man that looks as close to gadzooks as they can find.
This shouldn't be hard now, what, with my driver's license photo posted here somewhere. -
2018-12-18 at 1:44 AM UTC
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2018-12-18 at 1:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks So basically, I'll be selling sex so that I can buy sex. It's almost kinda, circle-of-life beautiful in it's own way
Would you fuck her on credit while he fucks you then sending the money down the line of nuts passed. It would be like the human centipede of sex traffic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-18 at 2:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ughhu Would you fuck her on credit while he fucks you then sending the money down the line of nuts passed. It would be like the human centipede of sex traffic.
Probably not, but only because I would have to fuck OP like, hundreds of times, for one fuck with Ms. Swift.
It just doesn't seem worth it when I think about it like that. -
2018-12-18 at 2:27 AM UTCAnd to anyone denying her attractiveness...
If you still say she's not the very image of feminine beauty, you suffer either:
A. Delusion.
B. Denial.
C. Faggotry.
Choose one.
