Help Fund My Patreon Account to so I Can Pay Taylor Swift to Have Sex with Me

1. 2018-12-17 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #21
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Well, now that we know what you are, we can haggle over the price!
2. 2018-12-17 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #22
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box fuck that noise, take all her shit and fuck all her friends. im sure she has friends that are WAAAAAAY hotter and much less famous. fame is only attractive if you're a fag. that shit doesn't impress me. you're still a dumb whore, I don't care how many fat dudes jack off to you on TV.

   
   So you're telling me you don't want to see a bitch singing on national television and go
   
   "I've put my cock in that mouth"
   
   ???
3. 2018-12-17 at 8:20 PM UTC

   #23
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Hell, I'd fuck Betty White if I could.
4. 2018-12-18 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #24
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I meant to post the following here, not in that other thread...
   
   To anyone denying her attractiveness...
   
   
   
   
   If you still say she's not the very image of feminine beauty, you suffer either:
   A. Delusion.
   B. Denial.
   C. Faggotry.
   
   Choose one.
5. 2018-12-18 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #25
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga
   Swift Tailor is a butt skank and will no doubt be forgotten about in 5-10 years when she loses everything and becomes someone like Erin Moran doing porn
   
   
   (Jodie from Happy Days had some nice ass titties when she did porn shots)
   
   
6. 2018-12-18 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #26
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga
   
   
   
   
7. 2018-12-19 at 8:51 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I meant to post the following here, not in that other thread…
   
   To anyone denying her attractiveness…
   
   
   
   
   If you still say she's not the very image of feminine beauty, you suffer either:
   A. Delusion.
   B. Denial.
   C. Faggotry.
   
   Choose one.

   
   you think every fucking whore with ten pounds of music at the exact right angle, with ten editors using photoshop is hot. lmao you probably believe what china says. well shit, you are canadian, basically a colony of china at this point.
8. 2018-12-20 at 5:49 AM UTC

   #28
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga
   OT
   
   Will Smith will be the new Aladdin in Disney's 2019 film. looks pretty cool.
   
   
9. 2018-12-20 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #29
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you think every fucking whore with ten pounds of music at the exact right angle, with ten editors using photoshop is hot. lmao you probably believe what china says. well shit, you are canadian, basically a colony of china at this point.

   
   Rizzo, your faggotry knows no bounds.
   
   I know FOR A FACT that you would hit that.
   
   Any exclamation to the contrary is pure lies and faggotry.
10. 2018-12-20 at 5:53 AM UTC

    #30
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com OT
    
    Will Smith will be the new Aladdin in Disney's 2019 film. looks pretty cool.
    
    

    
    So we gonna have a black nigga playin' an African nigga?
    
    Well shit.
11. 2018-12-20 at 5:55 AM UTC

    #31
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by gadzooks So we gonna have a black nigga playin' an African nigga?
    
    Well shit.

    
    They should of did it 70 years ago.
    
    Nothing more cringe than seeing an obvious White Actor with black face or even worst.. playing a Chinese
    
    lol
12. 2018-12-20 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #32
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by totse3.com They should of did it 70 years ago.
    
    Nothing more cringe than seeing an obvious White Actor with black face or even worst.. playing a Chinese
    
    lol

    
    Like this:
    
    
    
    Granted, that was half a century ago, and a highly respectable actor (Laurence Oliver).
13. 2018-12-24 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #33
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by gadzooks Like this:
    
    
    
    Granted, that was half a century ago, and a highly respectable actor (Laurence Oliver).

    
    Yap.. just like dat!
    
    try being married into a ethnic family, sitting there and some white dude comes on tv playing that ethnicity. and everyone in the room looking at your white ass.
    
    I just kind of laughed because it was so fucked up. then they had Chinese dudes talking Chinese while playing Japanese soldiers.
    
    so fucking strange. A white guy plays a Chinese dude and they have the Chinese playing Japanese soldiers. all I could do was cringe and laugh from that experience.
14. 2018-12-24 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I thought Patreon was for recurring things like YouTube people.
    
    You need a GoFundMe

    
    I’ve always thought it would be so dope to be one of those Instagram/cosplay girls that just spend all their time taking photos in cute lingerie and cosplay outfits that basically get funded by their fan base to buy more outfits and continue to not really work just mess around all day for social media.
15. 2018-12-24 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #35
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga
    i'll contribute 1 doll hair.
    
    
    (finds troll doll)
16. 2018-12-24 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #36
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Well you would be rather swift than, wouldn't you?
17. 2018-12-24 at 7:15 AM UTC

    #37
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga
    I'm not helping you fund this because I don't like Taylor Swift.
    
    She is just not 'Place it on a pedestal'-attractive and she is not into you.
18. 2018-12-24 at 7:55 AM UTC

    #38
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

    Originally posted by Ghost I feel like she would be weirded out when I bring out the turkey baster and tell her to squirt the water on my face

    
    Aww yeah. Lay down a tarp and get freaky
19. 2018-12-25 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    taylor swift is fucking ugly like a plank
20. 2018-12-25 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #40
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    taylor swift is alright, i guess. When I was younger I wanted to have sex with rose mccgowan but not that she's a lesbo and full retard im not into it.