Not a haiku but the first poem I've written in years so fuck you

1. 2018-12-15 at 5:51 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Peanut pajama pants
   Same thing as underwear
   Or tightey whities
   Which is what Peanut wears
   To sleep
   Peanut pajama pants
   
   
2. 2018-12-15 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #2
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   I'm a boxers guy, personally.