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Praying for Sudo

  1. #1
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You are stupid my brother. You were on probation and pissed hot.

    I still love you, though. My prayers are with you and I hope they prevent your celly from raping you this time. 2 years but I hope you get out sooner. I hope they keep you medicated so you don't have to get involved in the drug bullshit in there. I hope you aren't in too much pain.

    I wish you strength and that you will learn from your mistakes. You should have shat in the cup. See you when you get out. Inshallah.
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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Your prayers? lol, comical. The only praying you do is to the ceramic god.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Wasn't it on a possession charge too? Doubly stupid.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Your prayers? lol, comical. The only praying you do is to the ceramic god.

    I pray to pyrex my nigga.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by GGG Wasn't it on a possession charge too? Doubly stupid.

    It probably was.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    He got lucky a few times and just kept playing with fire - I didn't even get the impression he was addicted, so I assume he must've (unconsciously?) wanted to go back
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I like Sudo.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by aldra He got lucky a few times and just kept playing with fire - I didn't even get the impression he was addicted, so I assume he must've (unconsciously?) wanted to go back

    The dumbass got a Tramadol script so he probably didn't piss hot for Opis. It was probably Cocaine.

    He romanticized the idea of being a criminal as a lifestyle when it's actually just a job. Pretty sure he was subconsciously craving that prison dick.
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I like Sudo.

    That's the first post from you that makes any sense. Pray for him.
  10. #10
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † I pray to pyrex my nigga.

    That's a crack cocaine reference. Sudo would have got it. Now he's getting that cellblock D.
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Cellblock D in Cellblock D

    Rapeception
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Baking Soda Sacrament
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  13. #13
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Thank my posts you Vietnamese bastard.
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    i pray he doesnt drop his soaps.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    You sure know a lot about his legal situation and seem to have no problem openly discussing this on the internet.

    You ratted him out.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RisiR † Thank my posts you Vietnamese bastard.

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Wow he actually got raped???😨😲
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    'forcibly rehabilitated'
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  19. #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Your prayers have been answered as I have just seen this thread and the light. I appreciate your prayers and I will do the same for you brother
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    This is a great thread.
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