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When jiggaboo Johnson was a young fella- me- lad, in England,

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    He went out and got drunk, kicked ass, and pounded pussy, like an A^lpha should. He DIDN'T sit around on the internet, slobbing on the virtual knobs of his fellow Totseans. Catch my drift, bitches? 👍☺
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  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    i have a sore heel.
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    Truth.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nobody wants to catch your drift, if you catch my drift, folks.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Millenials are soft.
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    Back in my day we didn't have mobile phones we sent our dick pics by carrier pigeon.
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  7. #7
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You're so old, I heard there's a hieroglyph of your junk floating around the internet.
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    he felatioed all the friends he had.
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