2018-12-06 at 5:59 PM UTC
He went out and got drunk, kicked ass, and pounded pussy, like an A^lpha should. He DIDN'T sit around on the internet, slobbing on the virtual knobs of his fellow Totseans. Catch my drift, bitches? 👍☺
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2018-12-06 at 6:59 PM UTC
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2018-12-06 at 7:01 PM UTC
Nobody wants to catch your drift, if you catch my drift, folks.
2018-12-06 at 8:29 PM UTC
Back in my day we didn't have mobile phones we sent our dick pics by carrier pigeon.
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2018-12-06 at 9:02 PM UTC
You're so old, I heard there's a hieroglyph of your junk floating around the internet.
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2018-12-06 at 11:01 PM UTC
he felatioed all the friends he had.