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Dogs are usually nice to me...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    I always treat them with respect.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ok that's my new avatar
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung I always treat them with respect.

    That's a good boy, ur doing a good job Matthew! Ur gonna get one gold star on the chart!
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  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm That's a good boy, ur doing a good job Matthew! Ur gonna get one gold star on the chart!

    🤣😋 Folks, im hot for teacher.😍
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah they always try to scare me when I turn a corner and theres a dog completely still then they jump at you out of nowhere and get all loud and i'm always like "Puppy!"
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    Yes "Puppy!" works great then a Pitbull has you by the ballsack.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    They won't attack me because I'm not scared. They can smell fear and if I am cool they wont harm me. If they do though I will rip their jaw open like king kong
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    Originally posted by Ghost They won't attack me because I'm not scared.

    That's a fallacy. I've been attacked by a Yorkshire Terrier that I was laughing at.
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Anger is fear announced
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a fallacy. I've been attacked by a Yorkshire Terrier that I was laughing at.

    🤣😂 did you punt the little fucker 40 yards?
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    Originally posted by WellHung 🤣😂 did you punt the little fucker 40 yards?

    No someone was watching (and then laughing at me after it's vicious attack)
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Likes dogs to hump his leg.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a fallacy. I've been attacked by a Yorkshire Terrier that I was laughing at.

    they cant even break human skin tho,, poms are the same way,, had you said it was a toy Poodle I would have felt ur pain,, those little cocksuckers have jaws of steel,, one wanted to bite me and I was used to the pom attack so I shoved my hand in the poodles mouth and grabbed his tongue but by the time I got my hand back I had over 70 puncture wounds.. that Poodle got more respect after that encounter.
    we still had wars but I always had my armor on for the Battles after that day.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by POLECAT they cant even break human skin tho

    Not really relevant to the fact it attacked when fear wasn't a factor...but yes they can..if a hamster can then a vicious beast 20x the size of a hamster certainly can.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Hamster???

    We all know it was a gerbil!
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    In the end he ran off with a slutty Black Lab in a snowstorm,, poor bastard was only 13 inches tall and it snowed 18 inches,, followed his tracks till they got erased by the wind,, then 5 days later I purchased a new friendlyr version of him for my Bitch and it only cost me $375.00 bastard even got my from the grave,, I'll never forget Jabojablonski,, couldnt even tell you the name of the new Poodle
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    Originally posted by stl1 Hamster???

    We all know it was a gerbil!

    The gerbil can't bite as it's had it's teeth removed for obvious reasons.
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not really relevant to the fact it attacked when fear wasn't a factor…but yes they can..if a hamster can then a vicious beast 20x the size of a hamster certainly can.

    Ur always so much smarter than everyone else...👍
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    @ Dad...Seems like it wasn't just trying to send you a message or Scare You ...it seemed like it really wanted to damage you. Did it do any damage? What made it finally stop attacking?
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