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Do you have your bed against a wall?

  1. #41
    Originally posted by Lanny You'd have to recognize and then synthesize speech, both of which are things where the state of the art is fairly good but not perfect. If you want to re-synthesize in a specific speaker's voice that makes it harder and requires a significant training corpus.

    no, im thinking of just replacing enhancemented words with microsoft sam's voice.

    this kind of technology is useful for live broadcast businesses.

    like somebody just say nigger on live tv and the thing just change it to some other harmless words.
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I just realized… That fucking chair is probably there just so you can use it to climb in that fucking bed, as it seems pretty high off the ground.

    Youre such an old raggedy muff
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Ajax My bed is in the center of the room, not touching any walls.

    then you wouldnt know which corner the boogeyman is going to come up from.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I just realized… That fucking chair is probably there just so you can use it to climb in that fucking bed, as it seems pretty high off the ground.

    no, its there for someone to sit and hold the hand of a dying person.
  5. #45
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by mmQ Youre such an old raggedy muff

    I sure feel like an old raggedy muff for sure. Dude, I use a fucking cane to walk! I fucking can hold conversations with people 55+ easier than I can people my age. Hell, we even take the same meds, and I have been known to trade meds with said "old folks". OMG I was IN a nursing home for quite a while!!!

    Please someone, kill me now, be merciful and just get it over with! I don't even want to think about the idea I might live to be their age!
  6. #46
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, its there for someone to sit and hold the hand of a dying person.

  7. #47
    My bed is in the bedroom
  8. #48
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Extremely rare, is it, when some part of a bed is not flanking some part of a wall.
  9. #49
    If you are a bug-o-phobe it's a bad idea to have it against the wall as bugs can crawl up the wall in the night and then hop onto the bed easily so the bug can have it's way with you in the middle of the night and you'll know naught about it.
  10. #50
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I'm an adult my bed isnt against the wall. Smh. Pfff children.
  11. #51
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    I've had a bug or two have their way with me before, Papi...
  12. #52
    Originally posted by WellHung I've had a bug or two have their way with me before, Papi…

    It can be quite traumatic to go in the bathroom in the morning, look in the mirror and see a spider leg hanging out of your nostril.
  13. #53
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by -mal- When did you show back up?

    No one ever leaves.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then you wouldnt know which corner the boogeyman is going to come up from.

    I have strategically placed strings and bells so I am always aware of my surroundings. I also use a salt perimeter.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Ajax No one ever leaves.



    I have strategically placed strings and bells so I am always aware of my surroundings. I also use a salt perimeter.

    boogeymen these days are trained to deal with this.
  15. #55
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    regarding beatles:

    The Rubber-soul Album was released in the UK the day I was born.

    Rush's Caress of Steel was released on my 10th Birthday

    I am a Yom Kappur baby.

    The Blood Moon fell on my 50th birthday



    Deal with it.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by -mal- When did you show back up?

    Lol, they really don’t do they...
  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    From what I understand you don't want your bed to be facing your BAD DIRECTION which I don't know how that's calculated but it's something with the Feng shui and coffin corner beds and your toilet also needs to be facing a good direction lest you flush your love life down the toilet etc etc it's all very complicated and very REAL AND LOGICAL what with the love and toilet directions and actuality in relation to its implicit impact on your life etc
  18. #58
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -mal- Lol, they really don’t do they…

    Ajax really wants to be everyone's friend, he's just a little shy. But he's a good guy. We should all make an effort to include him more :)
  19. #59
    My bed is against a wall

    I slam into it at least thrice per night

    That is all
  20. #60
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by mmQ From what I understand you don't want your bed to be facing your BAD DIRECTION which I don't know how that's calculated but it's something with the Feng shui and coffin corner beds and your toilet also needs to be facing a good direction lest you flush your love life down the toilet etc etc it's all very complicated and very REAL AND LOGICAL what with the love and toilet directions and actuality in relation to its implicit impact on your life etc

    When I was a kid my friend told me this legend that people around where we were living believed that like if you slept with your feet facing the door then a witch would come in and count your toes and like teleport you to the jungle? And you'd wake up and be like "wtf, why am I in the jungle?" I think maybe it was kill you originally but then it got kiddy-ified into teleportation or something? Anyway, if you slept with your head towards the door the witch would try to count your hair but get fed up or lose track or something and you'd be A-OK. I had a lot of questions about like how the teleportation worked and why the witch had to count anything or why the witch couldn't walk around to your feet or why people weren't freaking the fuck out over witches coming into their house every night rather than sleeping in a particular way as a preventative measure. But actually in couple of years I lived there I noticed every local person slept with their head towards the door, including adults and old people and shit. This isn't going anywhere, I just felt like sharing.
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