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How would you handle stinky Pete.
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2018-11-30 at 1 AM UTCI saw some interesting social interaction today.
We have this customer who comes in from time to time who smells and I mean the dude reeks of shit,piss and garbage.
So the service writer says"Pete I don't mean to be a dick but you FUCKING stink! wait outside".
Pete says "oh I couldn't finish my shower because the phone rang" and he walks out the door.
He obviously knows he smells why wouldn't he just bathe like a normal person?
His car was a total shit show inside, one of the worst I've come across in the last 30 years or so.
I just don't get it.
Stinky Pete wont be coming back because he cant afford a new heater core. -
2018-11-30 at 1:03 AM UTCTreat him how he wants to be treated. As a fat stinky dumb shit.
Or give him some soap and deodorant for xmas. -
2018-11-30 at 1:06 AM UTCThat's not how to treat a customer
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2018-11-30 at 1:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion I saw some interesting social interaction today.
We have this customer who comes in from time to time who smells and I mean the dude reeks of shit,piss and garbage.
So the service writer says"Pete I don't mean to be a dick but you FUCKING stink! wait outside".
Pete says "oh I couldn't finish my shower because the phone rang" and he walks out the door.
He obviously knows he smells why wouldn't he just bathe like a normal person?
His car was a total shit show inside, one of the worst I've come across in the last 30 years or so.
I just don't get it.
Stinky Pete wont be coming back because he cant afford a new heater core.
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2018-11-30 at 1:16 AM UTCWhat you do is stick your face in one of his armpits. This will incapacitate your senses and immunize you from the rest of the smell for at least two or three hours.
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2018-11-30 at 1:55 AM UTCI dunno man, some people can pen an ink so bad you can't ever get nose blinded to them. You gotta really reek to be that bad tho. Usually only the seriously homeless junkies and/or mentally ill ever get that bad, basically only the people who truly don't give a single fuck about themselves.
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2018-11-30 at 1:58 AM UTC
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2018-11-30 at 1:58 AM UTCWhy are you asking how to "handle" Pete? Do you want to?
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2018-11-30 at 2:04 AM UTCIf you met a hot chick, like Claudia sciffer hot, and she was literally throwing herself at you, yet she stank like stinky Pete or speckles, would you still bang her?
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2018-11-30 at 4:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion I saw some interesting social interaction today.
We have this customer who comes in from time to time who smells and I mean the dude reeks of shit,piss and garbage.
So the service writer says"Pete I don't mean to be a dick but you FUCKING stink! wait outside".
Pete says "oh I couldn't finish my shower because the phone rang" and he walks out the door.
He obviously knows he smells why wouldn't he just bathe like a normal person?
His car was a total shit show inside, one of the worst I've come across in the last 30 years or so.
I just don't get it.
Stinky Pete wont be coming back because he cant afford a new heater core.
I have a guy working for me, Carlos...he stinks of...well it's hard to say...it's bad breath and farts...sort of. It's ALL the time though, everyday 365 days a year (I assume it doesn't stop on his days off). He's 45 and still lives with mom and complains about not being able to get a girl...duhhhhhhhhh. -
2018-11-30 at 4:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Narc I dunno man, some people can pen an ink so bad you can't ever get nose blinded to them. You gotta really reek to be that bad tho. Usually only the seriously homeless junkies and/or mentally ill ever get that bad, basically only the people who truly don't give a single fuck about themselves.
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And the large too.
A few weeks ago I was in the store waiting on my prescription and this young but rather large girl passed me by maybe 2m away...and omg!OMG!!! I dry heaved.