How many of you are as drunk as I am right now?

1. 2018-11-28 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   
   I had like eight shots of Fireball whiskey, along with a few assorted benzos.
   
   Text seems to look funny to me.
   
   WTF?
   
2. 2018-11-28 at 10:24 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   We would need you to give us a specific blood alcohol content reading ...for us to accurately respond to your question.
3. 2018-11-28 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Over 9000.
4. 2018-11-28 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   i dont care for alcohol..and it dont care for me. One of the best damn things I ever did was give up drinking.
5. 2018-11-28 at 10:26 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   How do you do that?
6. 2018-11-28 at 10:27 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Hope you're having a good time gadzooks...however, please save the driving 4 someone who embraces sobriety.
7. 2018-11-28 at 10:27 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Obbe How do you do that?

   
   Line the shots up and take them one at a time.
8. 2018-11-28 at 10:28 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Obbe How do you do that?

   
   Find another drug of choice and transfer the object of your addiction.
9. 2018-11-28 at 10:28 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   be careful not to drink any methanol... you could end up blind.
10. 2018-11-28 at 10:38 PM UTC

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    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]

    Originally posted by Obbe How do you do that?

    
    It's just a bbcode tag, don't even bother trying to guess it.
11. 2018-11-28 at 10:40 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
12. 2018-11-28 at 10:41 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by gadzooks Line the shots up and take them one at a time.

    
    ^^^ how do u do that?
    
    

    Originally posted by gadzooks Line the shots up and take them one at a time.

    
    
    ^^^how do u do that?
13. 2018-11-28 at 10:44 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Magic.
14. 2018-11-28 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    r u magical?
15. 2018-11-28 at 10:46 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I'm getting so hiiiigh
16. 2018-11-28 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by WellHung ^^^ how do u do that?
    
    
    
    
    ^^^how do u do that?

    
    Use a laptop
    Open up five or six windows
    Load each window with a different threat topic
    When you're ready to begin...
    
    Fire
    Breathe
    Fire
    Bteathe
    Fire....
    
    
    Its called "opening unbrellas" and its used by thieves and such to keep authorities from being able to track them as easily and taking them out.
    
    If I am wrong please feel free to correct me.
17. 2018-11-28 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    April u shud make a thread listing NIS's most creepy posters.
18. 2018-11-28 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I possess magical powers, yes.
    
    But I only use them to fuck with people on the Internet.
    
    I could be curing diseases and ending poverty and civil wars, but I'm more into making text shake.
19. 2018-11-28 at 10:48 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung r u magical?

    
    No but I think he magical. Lol
20. 2018-11-28 at 10:48 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by Obbe I'm getting so hiiiigh

    
    How do u do that?