What's your Christmas Shopping list?

1. 2018-11-23 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
   Who do you have to buy for over Christmas?
   
   I gotta get some awesome toys for a couple of kids, especially my Godson. I hate his Mom's family, who are complete cucks.
   
   For my aunts I've ordered some ecig vapes from China. They all like them.
   
   It's a fucking big deal for parents though, I feel sorry for them.
2. 2018-11-23 at 12:27 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Family Gift Giving Circle, $50 limit, randomly drawn.
   
   Gift card it is.
   
   Done.
3. 2018-11-23 at 1:21 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Drugs
4. 2018-11-23 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]

   Originally posted by Ghost Drugs

   
   So what particular drugs are you buying mom and dad? Is Mom an upper gal, and Dad a downer guy?
5. 2018-11-23 at 1:25 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   My parents just smoke weed, my mom is AA though so I can only get my dad booze.
   
   He said he's sending me a bong and an ounce of weed.
6. 2018-11-23 at 4:20 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   What's your Christmas Shopping list?
   
   A list?
7. 2018-11-23 at 5:05 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service So what particular drugs are you buying mom and dad? Is Mom an upper gal, and Dad a downer guy?

   
   I feel like I'd be having this conversation at some point if I have kids
8. 2018-11-23 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   250 20 gallon grow pots, 50 yards of dirt 10 new 2x4 grow lights and a 40 x 75 greenhouse with all the fixins,, now give this list to someone who can do something about it for me ,,, thanks,
   Polecat
9. 2018-11-23 at 5:19 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I feel like I'd be having this conversation at some point if I have kids

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by aldra I feel like I'd be having this conversation at some point if I have kids

   
   daddy, can i have roofies for x-mas ?
   
   please ?
10. 2018-11-23 at 5:23 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by POLECAT Dear Santa,
    
    I want 250 20 gallon grow pots, 50 yards of dirt 10 new 2x4 grow lights and a 40 x 75 greenhouse with all the fixins,, ,,, thanks,
    Polecat

    
    Fixed