Frankie muniz's cat turned on the faucet and flooded his house

1. 2018-11-22 at 5:33 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   This is kind of concerning, my cat literally turns on my gas stove. The other morning I came home after not being there for an entire day (I gave him a lot of food before I left) and I came back and the gas stove was on for who knows how long. Kinda scary this is like the 4th time he's done this.
   
   Last night savana told me to take the knobs off but thats kind of annoying to have to do.
   
   
2. 2018-11-22 at 5:36 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Sounds like a botched CIA hit to me
3. 2018-11-22 at 6:19 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   this thread made me throw my phone into traffic
4. 2018-11-22 at 6:48 PM UTC

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   Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
   "Everything I own destroyed...I cried more yesterday..."
   
   Reminds me of the apartment in Fight Club.
5. 2018-11-22 at 6:49 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by Sudo this thread made me throw my phone into traffic

   
   You should have tried to save it... What's a couple of skid marks on your ass??
   
   😊
6. 2018-11-22 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost Sounds like a botched CIA hit to me

   
   The cat was an Illuminati sleeper agent.