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  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    We need to spice things up.

    We need a marketing strategy.

    We need some social media representation and exposure.

    We need branding.

    We need SEO.

    I know it won't necessarily bring back the classic Totseans that are, by definition, superior to all others. But we can extend an olive branch to try to sway hearts and minds to an NIS lifestyle.

    If you have to hit F5 multiple times before seeing a black circle go red, you be havin' exposure/traffic issues.

    Who's with me to conduct a thorough, and formal, methodological, marketing campaign to bring Totse/Zoklet/NIS spirit back to the forefront of the social imagination?

    If you're with me, say 'fuck yeah'.

    If you're against me, huff raid, molotov everything, and/or murder/suicide.
  2. #2
    we need more bots.
  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we need more bots.

    Oh fuck you reminded me of my plan.

    I'm going to be creating 10 bot users that will be trained with massively different data.

    You'll have rabid SJW types, full-blown MAGA's and neo-nazis, and Victorian era poets and dramatists.

    It'll just stir the pot a little, you know?

    It's on my Kanban TODO list.

    But work always has me doing actual work, so I keep putting off the NIS-bot thing.

    FUCKING WORK.

    I'll just do twice as much amphetamines and multitask between the two projects.
  4. #4
    are they AI or AR powered ?
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ask dfg how that worked out for him
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are they AI or AR powered ?

    Ok, technically speaking, isn't AR just AI with visual, spatial, tactile, and auditory sensations?

    The one thing I will always stand against is the ability to send smells over the Internet.

    You just know someone's gonna send you an innocent looking link that goes to Goatse, complete with the entire 'experience'.
  7. #7
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Happy Thanksgiving Gad. I’m assuming your not spending it with Family?

    It’s my youngest son’s 27th birthday in a little less than 5 hours. It breaks my heart that I yet again, won’t be giving him a birthday hug, or Thanksgiving hug this year.

    It’s crazy how quickly time flys. Yet, how much time and change has happened. I try not to think negatively about why my youngest, who I honestly relate to the most of my 3 on a spiritual level, and I are so far apart now....

    It sounds like you will be zooming along for a while. I hope the choices you make, are worth it.

    Hugs ...
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  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Mewsik, when you post about your adult son, I can't help but picture you like one of my mom's friends.

    And it's a truly different dynamic than I have with most people on here.


    You seem nice and thoughtful, though, so I guess I won't hold that against you, especially since it's not your fault.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, technically speaking, isn't AR just AI with visual, spatial, tactile, and auditory sensations?

    The one thing I will always stand against is the ability to send smells over the Internet.

    You just know someone's gonna send you an innocent looking link that goes to Goatse, complete with the entire 'experience'.

    no, AR stands for artificial retards.

    you cant have intelligent anything without something with complete opposite.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, AR stands for artificial retards.

    you cant have intelligent anything without something with complete opposite.

    lolwut?


    In the weirdest way, you bring up an actually interesting issue to consider with AI.

    Should all robots be designed equally intelligent, or should some of them have flaws?

    That's an entire ethical debate unto itself.


    But I'm pretty sure AR means Augmented Reality, which just means sensing things more directly via technological apparatus'.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Mewsik Happy Thanksgiving Gad. I’m assuming your not spending it with Family?

    It’s my youngest son’s 27th birthday in a little less than 5 hours. It breaks my heart that I yet again, won’t be giving him a birthday hug, or Thanksgiving hug this year.

    It’s crazy how quickly time flys. Yet, how much time and change has happened. I try not to think negatively about why my youngest, who I honestly relate to the most of my 3 on a spiritual level, and I are so far apart now….

    It sounds like you will be zooming along for a while. I hope the choices you make, are worth it.

    Hugs …

    Let me lick your asshole.
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Damn I thought it was still monday
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Damn I thought it was still monday

    Days don't change.

    At least, they don't for me.
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    The sun was going so fast
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    Originally posted by gadzooks lolwut?


    In the weirdest way, you bring up an actually interesting issue to consider with AI.

    Should all robots be designed equally intelligent, or should some of them have flaws?

    That's an entire ethical debate unto itself.


    But I'm pretty sure AR means Augmented Reality, which just means sensing things more directly via technological apparatus'.

    this came to my mind like about 10 years ago.

    i mean if you develop AIs to play chess for example, and you let them face each other off.

    either one of them are going to lose, and hence become the a.retardation, while the winner becomes a.intelligence,

    or

    they're both equally intelligent/retarded and no winning or losing is possible and they both got hung and entangled.
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  16. #16
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Yup. Everyone's on holiday and it will prob be boring today and tomorrow.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    I just put the meth pipe down after hitting it for 3 days solid wtf someone hand delivered a letter to my door yesterday
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh fuck you reminded me of my plan.

    I'm going to be creating 10 bot users that will be trained with massively different data.

    You'll have rabid SJW types, full-blown MAGA's and neo-nazis, and Victorian era poets and dramatists.

    It'll just stir the pot a little, you know?

    It's on my Kanban TODO list.

    But work always has me doing actual work, so I keep putting off the NIS-bot thing.

    FUCKING WORK.

    I'll just do twice as much amphetamines and multitask between the two projects.

    Being a christian I'm personally against transhumanism and AI so no.

    Sorry but not sorry
  19. #19
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Bill Krozby. Haven't I told you to stay away from threads like this? They only influence you towards carelessness.
  20. #20
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The site would grow all by itself, if not for a few retard users we have here. Posting kiddie porn pics drives off members. Arbitrary moderation and abuse of authority drives off users. Having reg closed drives off users. Kidiot spammers and attention-whores drive off users. I could go on all day. So forget about advertising and focus more on what we already have here.
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