you'd be so happy with me right now

1. 2018-11-21 at 4:14 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   I have laryngitis! LMRAO
2. 2018-11-21 at 4:17 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I might actually just have that too, or something similar.
   
   Throat hurts for some reason.
   
   Taking D X M (in threshold recreational doses - might as well get high).
3. 2018-11-21 at 4:28 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Allergic to glycerol guacolate.
4. 2018-11-21 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I have no idea what that is.
   
   I also don't know what Google is so I can't look it up.
   
   Oh, Guaifenesin?
   
   Not all cough syrups contain that.
   
   Do you want to know how I know that?
   
   Because when I'm looking to trip on Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide (D X M), I look for any cough syrup that has only that one active ingredient (the D X M), and no Guaifenesin or any others.
5. 2018-11-21 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by cupocheer I have laryngitis! LMRAO

   
   
   
   In women, too much of this, is usually the cause of that..
   
   😊
6. 2018-11-21 at 5:07 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by mikeyagain
   
   In women, too much of this, is usually the cause of that..
   
   😊

   
   Was that a metaphor for sex?
   
   I got kinda lost on that.
7. 2018-11-21 at 5:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by cupocheer I have laryngitis! LMRAO

   
   Is this medically diagnosed or self diagnosed?.
   
   If it's medical I'm sure you had the shot for it, clears it up in 24hrs....the shot is in your ass btw but you know that if you went to the docs.
8. 2018-11-21 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Well, I'm about to take a shot glass full of Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide cough syrup regardless.
   
   It always makes the day a tad more interesting from there on.
9. 2018-11-21 at 5:35 PM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Was that a metaphor for sex?
   
   I got kinda lost on that.

   
   Hey, if it works for you, go with it.. I think Cheer was hinting at something too.. 😊
10. 2018-11-21 at 6:15 PM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Laugh My Right Asshole Off?
11. 2018-11-21 at 6:16 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No, I wouldn't.
12. 2018-11-21 at 7:29 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by RestStop Laugh My Right Asshole Off?

    
    As long as you still have the left one, you're fine.
    
    Assholes are like kidneys; we get two, just in case.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
13. 2018-11-21 at 8:31 PM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by gadzooks As long as you still have the left one, you're fine.
    
    Assholes are like kidneys; we get two, just in case.

    
    My other one is located where my mouth should be. It spits nothin' but shit.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • gadzooks
14. 2018-11-21 at 8:46 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain
    
    In women, too much of this, is usually the cause of that..
    
    😊

    
    In the case of men, too much of that ^^^^^ results in too little of that.