I think the PTB are putting drugs in my vodka.

1. 2018-11-21 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I just switched brands and now I have a weird metal taste in mouth all the time.
   Maybe lithium salts?
   Time to switch back to sevedka.
2. 2018-11-21 at 4:22 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   Powers That Be?
   
   
   ???
3. 2018-11-21 at 4:41 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Dumbo
4. 2018-11-21 at 4:45 AM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Stop suckin that pipe. Switch to plastic
5. 2018-11-21 at 6:08 AM UTC

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   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Taka lol
6. 2018-11-21 at 8:05 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Drink whiskey instead.
7. 2018-11-21 at 8:08 PM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   AhngryOnion, are you drinking your life away since you found out your wihfe cheahted?
8. 2018-11-22 at 2:26 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Maybe lithium salts?

   
   Like they always say, when life gives you lithium salts, make methonades.
   
   https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-best-way-to-make-shake-and-bake-meth
9. 2018-11-22 at 2:27 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH wihfe cheahted?

   
   You reall like the letter "h", don't you?