I'm beginning to feel like the quintessential

1. 2018-11-18 at 8:12 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   definition of a pervert.
   
   Heavens to Murgatroid!
   
   I feel an urge to be happy and satisfied with one straight, male in my life for the rest of eternity.
   
   A grown man of my own age group with the same inclinations and concepts of trust, love and fidelity for the opposite sex individual.
   
   Soulmate, sharing each with the other and living in contentedness and happiness for evermore without the inducment of alcohol and drugs. Without fetishes. Or one being dominant over the other?
   
   Eutopian sounding in this day and age, I suppose, but is from reality.
   
   Oh, how much we miss of life on a feeble attempt to create and alternate life.
   
   Hello? My name is _______.
   
   Would you be interested in having a true friend?
2. 2018-11-18 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by cupocheer Eutopian sounding in this day and age, I suppose, but is from reality.

   
   I'm high and read this as Ethiopian.
3. 2018-11-18 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by cupocheer Hello? My name is _______.

   
   Do you report to the census bureau with that name?
4. 2018-11-18 at 9:37 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Hello? My name is _send nekkid pictures_.
   
   We'll go from there, Cupo.
5. 2018-11-18 at 11:23 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by stl1 Hello? My name is _send nekkid pictures_.
   
   We'll go from there, Cupo.

   
   No, Zooks, I used my real name. Did I also sign off that record as the enumerator supervisor? You do realize that any census record with my name in it hasn't been released to the public, yet? Right?
   
   Was my mother's name presented correctly? You do realize the first census record in which my mother's name would appear would, also be the last census records to have been made public, so far. You realize that, correct? You, also realize that my mother's name in the latest census record release would not reflect the name my father reported to the census enumerator, correct?
   
   Right now are you saying, "Oh, shit!, I lied to her and she knows it?" hmmm?
6. 2018-11-18 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   No, Stl -- no naked or nekkid pics, of myself or anyone else.
   
   We'll go from there?