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  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    That's why most folks dont stay.
  2. #2
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    good, I don't need you cisscum in my glorious online gay bar. Suck or fuck a dick or leave bitch.
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  3. #3
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    wtf gay i didnt sign up for this

    plz delet
  4. #4
    no wellhung stay

    We'll miss you
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    i like slit, not sausage.
  6. #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung i like slit, not sausage.

    I can't remember for the life of me what it's called, thank goodness... But there's a body modification thing where dudes basically do both.

    A slit in the sausage, if you will.

    I really wish I didn't have to conjure that image just now, but you kinda inspired it.

    :(
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, I managed to find it... God only knows why I sought it out.

    Let me preface this with the strongest NSFL caveat. I mean like, this shit haunts me to this day.

    But for the morbidly curious, I give you an example of...

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  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Kinda looks like a headless monster wearing boxing gloves
  9. #9
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Nasty, hope it hasn't spread to your asshole...
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Double penetration
  11. #11
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Where does the hole go?

    Also it looks like an inverted uterus lmao
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  12. #12
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Bet it's hard to explain in the ladies room...
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, I managed to find it… God only knows why I sought it out.

    Let me preface this with the strongest NSFL caveat. I mean like, this shit haunts me to this day.

    But for the morbidly curious, I give you an example of…


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  14. #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Dudes, I saw one once that looked like a fucking squid/octopus.

    If you don't know what sounding is, don't look it up.

    The Internet is a terrifying place.

    If I ever have kids, I'm hiding them in a cellar, away from all the filthy things on the Internet.
  15. #15
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WellHung That's why most folks dont stay.

    Yer a gay. You gay
  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks If I ever have kids, I'm hiding them in a cellar.

    Lol, the Internet has corrupted me so much that I can't even make an innocent declaration about hiding my kids in a cellar without it sounding pervy as fuck.
  17. #17
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol, the Internet has corrupted me so much that I can't even make an innocent declaration about hiding my kids in a cellar without it sounding pervy as fuck.

    what.. pervy. isn't this what everyone does. with bars on the windows so bad people can't escape into your house. I mean break in.
  18. #18
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    I'm gonna become a mountain man with ACP and we're going to build a multiplex of cellar dwellers in the mountains for homeless women and the two of us. with funzie secret tunnels
  19. #19
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Lynch agrees




    ^might also be cody
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  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ

    Cmon how did you not get this one? Jesus
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