2018-11-15 at 2:26 PM UTC
alright so i've been on hella drugs for a good while and haven't gone to the doctors or anything (except the ER twice for free, THANKS OBAMA) and i called to get a doctors appointment with the VA and they asked if i wanted a male or female doctor. it kinda caught me off guard because i'm not tying to get laid at the doctors office or anything so like why would i want a female doctor? also they probably get males requesting female doctors all the time because they're a bunch of creepy fucked up veterans who have isolated themselves socially or tweak out on the streets and drink shitty whiskey.
2018-11-15 at 2:32 PM UTC
actually once i went to the doctors when i was like around 18 i think and it ended up being this super sexy female doctor and i remember i was so nervous she was going to check my balls because i was like fuuuuck theres no way im not gonna get a boner lmao
i dont remember what happened, so im guessing she just didnt check that thing
2018-11-15 at 2:36 PM UTC
As a young-fella-me-lad...about age 11. I had a problem with my knee...I had to go for Xrays and the xray woman was a hottie. She told me to take my pants off and lay on the xray table which I did. She then came over and started prodding my groin...again this was for a KNEE Xray...I just lay there wondering why she was prodding my groin (but enjoying it all the same).
All these decades later I still get a boner when thinking about xrays.
2018-11-15 at 2:38 PM UTC
brb changing my appt to female doctor. do you think its too much if i ask them for the most attractive one?
2018-11-15 at 2:39 PM UTC
oh shit and they have free valet parking too. damn being a veteran is dank. ima get one of those hats lmao
2018-11-15 at 2:41 PM UTC
You still are expected to tip them like $5..just park yourself.
