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  1. DietPiano victim of incest
    I go to Mall of America a lot beceous I live like fifteen minutes away from it, and I've realized that I had like no presentable clothes before I came here, so I've been buying lots of Malice tier clothes.

    I went into Hugo Boss and it was just me and the store clerk. It took her a while to look for something in the backstock, and I started realizing it was getting hot hot HOTTER! When she came back she asked me if I wanted something to drink right on cue, some water or espresso maybe?

    I said some water would be great, but I'm thinking in my head that I've never been offered espresso in a clothing store before. Or water. This is nice. This probably gets better as you move up the eschalons of shopping.

    Anyway, I don't drink caffeine regularly anymore, but I would have liked to have had some espresso becaese I've never had straight espresso before, and because the prospect of shoppin' while coffee coppin' intrigued me.

    I didn't ask for it though, becaose that would have been out of character, as I don't drink espresso, and it's not something I would have thought of wanting while I'm pre-perspiring. I did want water.

    She gave me some coupons for the nicer restaurants in the mall and tells me to go to this place, Crave, becuose it's upscale, and she likes upscale food. Yeah, she said that. I went there, it was delish. I forgot to use the cupons, I'll have to go bek

    Anyway, climbing through the social tiers very quickly by blowing through money is awesome. Like, I get to skip levels that take some people most of their lives to climb over.
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  2. mmQ motherfucker
    Do they still have the Paul Bunyan log ride? That was my shit; id fucking ride thst over and over (that's what she said)

    That and the Pepsi Rollercoaster like the only two cool things about it and also that movie theater where the seats shake and move around was fun. Lego land was OK too but I never was a big Lego guy even as a kid.
  3. DietPiano victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Do they still have the Paul Bunyan log ride? That was my shit; id fucking ride thst over and over (that's what she said)

    That and the Pepsi Rollercoaster like the only two cool things about it and also that movie theater where the seats shake and move around was fun. Lego land was OK too but I never was a big Lego guy even as a kid.

    Log ride I think so.

    When I went as I kid, I can't remember what the theme was. Something with light blue. Now it's Nikelodeon. I have enough mall receipts to get like 4 or 6 free passes.

    My friend Alex lived, ate, and breathed LEGOS growing up. My brother and I were partial to Knex
  4. mmQ motherfucker
    Oh right it's nickelodeon now I recall that. Yeah kinex were cool I was more of a Lincoln log man myself maybe that's why I liked the log ride so much.
  5. mmQ motherfucker
    Or tinker toys. Not sure if anyone here fuxd with them
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    how are you able to afford hugo boss
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh right you're sober now.


    still though
  8. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by aldra how are you able to afford hugo boss

    5 finger discount :)

    actually stealing cologne is super easy you just go the place where the cologne is and steal it.
  9. mmQ motherfucker
    Oh nvm I'm dumb I forgot you meant the store but fuck you same concept but not

    Fuck.

    But stealing cologne is really that easy I used to do it and especially cuz spite purposes like it's all so overpriced. Why would I want to pay $100 for some Micheal Jordan sweat mixed with bitch ass chemicals? I've literally never paid for cologne it's such a scam but I've only actually stolen bottles like 3 times, OOPS I MEAN SWIM DID THAT.

    I wonder what percentages of races wear or wore hugo boss anyway. Like all the clothing line like naziland was saying.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Most places that sell expensive cologne here keep it in glass mmq-proof cases


    that said I meant clothing. I just checked their website and they don't even list prices.
  11. mmQ motherfucker
    Hugo Boss owner: Buy from my store, but we don't list our prices

    Me: how bout I cut your body in slices?

    Hugo Boss owner: okay but if only you fill me with rices

    Me: ah nevermind let's just join up with ISIS
  12. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Brown or white?
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