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My cat turns on the stove when I'm not home
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2018-11-12 at 1:55 PM UTCIt's kind of scary, I came home yesterday morning and after being away for the night and my gas stove was on, no flame just the gas on. For the most part he's cute and a joy to be around. But sometimes obviously up to no good. Like the other night I was in bed with my lady friend and he opens my bedroom door wearing a nose ring and a skeletonwitch shirt holding a mountain dew and screams "I EAT UR MOM ERRRR NIGHT FLY BOY!" and starts manically laughing.
When I first got him two years ago the adoption lady said he was taken back to the shelter because he was beating up the peoples toddler, I said something really cheeky like "the brat prolly deserved it hehehehe" little did I know what I was in for.
Later that week I was taking a nap during the day as I had a night job and was listening to coast to coast with george snoory on my lappy and I rolled over half asleep ontop of my cat and he started clawing my belling and I freaked out and shoved him off my bed, 5 min later the podcast stopped and I awakened more and was like wtf what happen to the podcast?!
and my cat was just staring at me with a shit eating grin and then ran away.
I had to go to best buy to buy a new laptop cord and I hate best buy.
After I had him for 2 days I decided he needed a bath and he got bathed but he also scratched the hell out of me and we didn't talk for like 2 days.
Anyone else here have a cat? -
2018-11-12 at 2:08 PM UTCYes. I got mine declawed...so now the fucker just bites me instead.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-12 at 2:10 PM UTC
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2018-11-12 at 2:12 PM UTCDat pussy always tryin to get in yo pants huh
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2018-11-12 at 2:13 PM UTC
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2018-11-12 at 2:28 PM UTCBack in England we call those "slappers"
slapper
an ugly girl whose main priority in life is to get fuckedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-11-12 at 2:31 PM UTCThen there is the munter
munter
A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood. -
2018-11-12 at 2:32 PM UTCHe's trying to kill himself
Living with you is hell -
2018-11-12 at 2:48 PM UTC
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2018-11-12 at 5:18 PM UTCThat video is extremely disturbing. SMH.
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2018-11-12 at 5:24 PM UTCFlick your lighter whenever you enter the house, if it flares up a lot you know it's been on for a while.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-12 at 5:33 PM UTC
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2018-11-12 at 7:29 PM UTC