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Anyone ever troll their parents?

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I don't too much with my mom because she's a woman and highly emotional. But my dad is such a fuck head, he would make my brother and I go to church and it was super embarassing to get baptized at a presberteryin church, even though the catholics and baptist have a much longer and prosperous history of degredation and humiliation and geneocide of the highest order, thanks be to god.

    Now that I'm my dads age when he had me I've decided to fuck with him the way he fucked with me. He text me saying that I'm ungrateful and I write like a 13 year old which is really rich considering he taught me how to read and write.

    You know what they say the apple doesn't fall from the tree. I remember on christmas morning when i was like 6 or 7 or whatever age you pretend that you think santa is bringing you stuff and my dad was fucking my mom and she was like giggling "uuhhh get it out of there its cold" and i was just laying completely sober on a little pillow with my little head in my little world.

    It was the first time I wanted to throw up that wasn't "natural"

    I've been trolling my dad for the last 6 months hardcore and while i love the guy he deserves it because he would do that to me.
    He would make the phone ring and pretend to talk to bill clinton while we were sitting in the back of his truck and say "naah Bill Krozby doesn't want to talk to you" and hang up.

    I guess you can say I'm the "idiot brother" but this is almost what it was like living with my parents



    i do love my dad though
  2. #2
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Now that I'm my dads age when he had me I've decided to fuck with him the way he fucked with me. He text me saying that I'm ungrateful and I write like a 13 year old which is really rich considering he taught me how to read and write.

    You know what they say the apple doesn't fall from the tree.

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  3. #3
    i post to see what it feels like to be gay.
  4. #4
    and i like how it feels.
  5. #5
    I once told my aunt I couldn’t make it to my own birthday party. I didn’t think she’d take me super serious bc I mean who can’t make it to their own party. Anyways she started panicking and cancelling then fifteen minutes later I said jk I’ll see you guys at 5:30 gonna be a blast so she had to change everything back.
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  6. #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ waiting 15 mins to say jk.
  7. #7
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Bill! Wth. How do u troll ur dad tho for petes sake????
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol@ waiting 15 mins to say jk.

    some women just want to watch the world
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I fully believe your dad is an idiot but Presbiterianationism is basically the church of Scotland which is pretty dope and they're more progressive and less rapey and bullshitty than Catholics.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Sudo I fully believe your dad is an idiot but Presbiterianationism is basically the church of Scotland which is pretty dope and they're more progressive and less rapey and bullshitty than Catholics.

    If his dad's religion was less rapey, we wouldn't have Bill Krozby.
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  11. #11
    esbity African Astronaut
    I use to put razor blades in their bed.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by esbity I use to put razor blades in their bed.

    In Bill Krozby's parent's bed?
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    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG In Bill Krozby's parent's bed?

    Of course.
  14. #14
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Omg ... I have suspected my oldest son might, or may have been trolling me on forums for a few years
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Mewsik Omg … I have suspected my oldest son might, or may have been trolling me on forums for a few years

    That's quality trolling right there.

    Your son is my kinda of people.
  16. #16
    Technologist victim of incest
    My son tries to troll me, but I usually catch on pretty quick. We’ve always had a relationship of giving each other shit, so it’s a norm for me to troll him and vice versa. Anymore I get one up on him because I know what to say in front of his friends😂
  17. #17
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ah, the mother-son troll bond, as natural a bond as any, I presume.

    Well, enjoy it, because a matrimonial bond is always a beautiful thing.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Oh we’ve both moved that way. He lives with his GF, and I married a man he’s known for many years, last year. I’ll still give him shit till the day I die, it’s what we do😜
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    So Bill Krozby did you rape your mom then?

    Nice troll



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