Damn! It's not broke; it's bent!

1. 2018-11-12 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #41
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Sophie I am optimally curved. There is no doubt about it, it doesn't matter from which side you look either. I am always optimally curved.

   
   So, Sof -- you are saying your pecker is pooped, no matter which angle the curvature?
2. 2018-11-12 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #42
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by cupocheer So, Sof – you are saying your pecker is pooped, no matter which angle the curvature?

   
   He's talking permanent flagpole.
3. 2018-11-13 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #43
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Mallet!
4. 2018-11-13 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   When half-mast just don't cut it.
5. 2018-11-16 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #45
   

   totse3.com Space Nigga
   roll playing penis title
   
   i can't smile for a while
   
   I should try and make music to this even though it's just randomizing wordslaw
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • cupocheer
6. 2018-11-16 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #46
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Thanks. I'd feel honored to be recognized in such a respectful way.
7. 2018-11-17 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #47
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Think of an erection as a respectful salute.
8. 2018-11-17 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #48
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   I've been to Gettysburg.
9. 2018-11-17 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #49
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I knew a girl once with vagina muscles so strong she could hold you against your will.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • cupocheer, 
   • HampTheToker
10. 2018-11-17 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #50
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Have you purchased the ring, yet? LMRAO muah
11. 2018-11-17 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #51
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I knew a girl once with vagina muscles so strong she could hold you against your will.

    
    You mean a goddess. You knew a goddess.
12. 2018-11-17 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #52
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Talk about reverse psychology rape.
13. 2018-11-17 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HampTheToker You mean a goddess. You knew a goddess.

    
    She could also... smoke... cigarettes.
14. 2018-11-17 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #54
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Talk about reverse psychology rape.

    
    If she gots them lips that grip, then she can rape me forwards, backwards, left, right, or whatever.
15. 2018-11-17 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #55
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL She could also… smoke… cigarettes.

    
    Interdasting...
16. 2018-11-17 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #56
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HampTheToker Interdasting…

    
    When the heater starts glowing brighter, you know it's for real.
17. 2018-11-17 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #57
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL "Yeah, I used to have an 8-inch dick, but now it's 4."

    
    2x4
18. 2018-11-17 at 7:14 AM UTC

    #58
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I knew a girl once with vagina muscles so strong she could hold you against your will.

    
    are you sure thats not his spinchter ?
19. 2018-11-17 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #59
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you sure thats not his spinchter ?

    
    Asking from experience?
20. 2018-11-17 at 4 PM UTC

    #60
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    https://youtu.be/5ZnrZnFSlWU