NIS propaganda council

1. 2018-11-02 at 9:37 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   I am the chairman of the NIS propaganda council and I'm accepting applications. What we do is pretend to have worked with each other and give each other character and professsional witnesses. Through this we can confirm for each other that we held certain jobs and have experience in things that we want. We lie for each other so that we can gain jobs, money, and influence that otherwise would not be accessible to us. This allows us to lie extensively on our resumes and get away with it because the world is rightfully ours. Apply or have your DNA discontinued.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • trippymindfuk
2. 2018-11-02 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Are there any additional perks? Fast cars? Flashy jedielry?
3. 2018-11-02 at 10:08 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   We wear counterfeit rolexs
4. 2018-11-02 at 10:20 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I'll bring the donuts.
5. 2018-11-02 at 10:31 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Everyone do meth!
   
   That's an order, pussy
6. 2018-11-02 at 10:35 PM UTC

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   kush_blunt Houston
   whoa whoa whoa buddy
7. 2018-11-02 at 11:50 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Madman We wear counterfeit rolexs

   
   Can the wristbands be re-sized at no cost?