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I spent my entire welfare cheque

  1. #1
    Ghost Black Hole
    This is supposed to last until December.

    Seriously guys if you can spare even $5 it would help a lot, this is every penny of my entire monthly NEETbux

    Send your donations to this address:

    1DBPTtw6GN9Z6HDCrQZhR8SbGnFMwV7uUm

  2. #2
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Why so many apples?
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    prevent scurvy
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  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Why so many apples?

    He's baiting you...

    It was a clever ruse all along to make you inquire about the apples...
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    They were on sale.

    I'm poor so I can't really stuff my freezer with steaks. This is a vegetarian household so I bought the next best thing.

    A Bushell of honeycrisp
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  6. #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Them apples...
  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ghost, I don't get you... You're a bright, industrious young man.

    You could do so much.

    Yet you shake your little tin cup around here like an orphan out of Oliver Twist.

    Let's me and you start a meth empire.

    Ambition makes the world go 'round.
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Hey man if I had lemons I would make lemonade

    The problem is I'm thankful I even have a fucking roof

    Business requires a capital investment and I don't even have a pot to piss in. Just lots of beer and apples.
  9. #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost I don't even have a pot to piss in.

    Not even one?

    https://patents.google.com/patent/CN104591807A/en

    You got your ammonia, all kinds of metal (alluminum at least).

    And then a big jug there for some shakin' and bakin'.
  10. #10
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Why would you pay for any of that? You could get it for free very easily.

    You need to work the system.
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Why would you pay for any of that? You could get it for free very easily.

    You need to work the system.

    I am fast enough to run from farmers and liquor store security but I'm getting too old for the rip and run game

    Originally posted by gadzooks Not even one?

    https://patents.google.com/patent/CN104591807A/en

    You got your ammonia, all kinds of metal (alluminum at least).

    And then a big jug there for some shakin' and bakin'.

    I have no ammonia. If I left the lid off a bottle of non polar I'd probably have the fire department on my ass these days
  12. #12
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    A thief? I ain't supportin no thief
  13. #13
    https://www.muslimwelfarecentre.com/causes/halal-food-essential-items-bank/

    Thank me later
  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force https://www.muslimwelfarecentre.com/causes/halal-food-essential-items-bank/

    Thank me later

    My next food bank appointment is on the 15th

    I have to live off 40 apples and beer until then
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Ghost I have to live off 40 apples and beer until then

    https://www.thefishinguide.com/lake-ontario-fishing.php
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    You need a license to do that retard

    License = money

    Send Bitcoin and I will fish
  17. #17
    https://indie88.com/how-to-dumpster-dive-in-toronto/
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    Eastern Canada is full of faggots. I am from WEST Canada which is the BEST canada and there are no lakes or dumpsters here. Just snow and prairies.
  19. #19
    https://www.eater.com/2017/7/11/15925904/eating-roadkill-legal
  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    Fuck you non whites scum
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