2018-10-30 at 1:29 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Just say fuck it and take the pipe.
"Take the pipe" that's what my Granddad said he shudda done.
Just leave the car running in the garage,it would have spared him SO much bullshit.
I wish he did to because he was a fucking asshole.
2018-10-30 at 2:02 AM UTC
You'll go to heaven sooner. Why would you, or anyone, wanna wait?
If someone said you could go to anywhere you ever wanted and do anything you ever wanted, forever, you wouldn't be like "naaaah I'll just go back to work tomorrow and do some chores later, maybe watch some TV."
Thsts what living your life is like without just ending it and going to eternal paradise asap.