2018-10-26 at 1:10 PM UTC
the american
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2018-10-26 at 3:02 PM UTC
Mewsik
African Astronaut
[diagonally photosensitise my summation]
The one night stand is the cheapest, easiest, get lots of laughs costume I’ve ever made ... ha ha no pun indented .. love it when it happens spontaneously though .. oops there it goes again 🤣
2018-10-26 at 3:14 PM UTC
cant go wrong with a slutty basic cat costume, ,meoowwwwww
2018-10-26 at 3:39 PM UTC
The Russian
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2018-10-26 at 4:08 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I had a lot of ideas I thought were really cool for a party I'm going to, but if I'm being honest they're all terrible and what's probably going to happen is I'll dress up as a priest and jokingly marry people who are too drunk but then convince them to fill out a real marriage certificate. I'm ordained through the Universal Life Church online and licensed in my state for this, so it will be legally binding.
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2018-10-26 at 4:12 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by Zanick
I had a lot of ideas I thought were really cool for a party I'm going to, but if I'm being honest they're all terrible and what's probably going to happen is I'll dress up as a priest and jokingly marry people who are too drunk but then convince them to fill out a real marriage certificate. I'm ordained through the Universal Life Church online and licensed in my state for this, so it will be legally binding.
You should get massive marriage certificates on cloth or something so it just looks like a prop. Only marry straight people of the same gender, as it can be more easily joked around with and also its more emotionally devastating when Tim has got to explain to his parents that he isn't actually gay, he just got really drunk.
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2018-10-26 at 5:20 PM UTC
blackface.
wear a blackface.
2018-10-26 at 5:31 PM UTC
Beer bottle. Lol, yes I have this costume but I don't think I'll wear it this year.
2018-10-26 at 5:52 PM UTC
Megyn Kelly is one giant fucking cringefest.
She got her show canceled for being a retard.
2018-10-26 at 5:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q
But Megan Kelly says it's okay. IT'S OKAY Y'ALL so let's all do this on Halloween
trump so said that its ok to grab your pussy. come, extend your pussy towards me.
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2018-10-26 at 6:09 PM UTC
I think halloween was invented by pedophiles
2018-10-26 at 6:20 PM UTC
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