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breast enlargement surgery exists but no cock enlargement, that's sexist

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    How hard can it possibly be? Come on, medical science. Fuckin help us out here. I want a 12 inch plastic dong filled with saline, or, whatever, however you do it.
  2. #2
    ShizNitty Houston
    ive seen this video where they put a balloon inside your dick, and when you cant get hard you just pump it up, sorta like those reebok shoes only its in your dick.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I think you should be able to get little silicon bumps implanted. Think how fun that would be!! 😲
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    Cock enlargement surgery does exist

    ...so I heard.
  5. #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Bump bump bump into the nite you could goooooooo!!!!
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cock enlargement surgery does exist

    …so I heard.

    yeah but from what I heard it generally stops you from getting a boner anyway so it kind of defeats the purpose


    the purpose being winning lightsabre duels
  7. #7
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Having a big cock is over rated.

    A lot of problems
  8. #8
    ShizNitty Houston
    No homo btw but im sure plenty of niggas here have bumps on their weenie
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    Yeah, though not surprised teehee is in to genital warts.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah, though not surprised teehee is in to genital warts.

    Thats a filthy lie tho, eh!
  11. #11
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I think you should be able to get little silicon bumps implanted. Think how fun that would be!! 😲

    Isn't the Prince Albert piercing like that? That's the kind of shit you're into? smh
  12. #12
    ShizNitty Houston
    you gotta be a weird fucker to get your dick pierced

    vagina piercing is different though, its cute btw
  13. #13
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Isn't the Prince Albert piercing like that? That's the kind of shit you're into? smh

    What? Is that no good?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    zanick.jpg
  15. #15
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Vag piercings

    Metal balls hitting your teeth.

    No thanks
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    cock transplants are real.

    just get a transplant from an organ donor.
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Archer513 Vag piercings

    Metal balls hitting your teeth.

    No thanks

    And they are havens for bacteria...Only enjoyable orally if you like Gorgonzola cheese.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cock transplants are real.

    just get a transplant from an organ donor.

    I expect there isn't much call for Asian ones huh huh?
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I expect there isn't much call for Asian ones huh huh?

    its ok.
  20. #20
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Do Asian women have little vag’s to match the Asian dudes little wieners?

    Or is Mother Nature that cruel to Asian men?
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