2018-10-14 at 9:31 PM UTC
Talk about things you remember from your school-yard days. Where much of Hollywood uses in scripts of it's immature frat-humor to this day.
Or ask if someone can remember the following..
ie:
How did that schoolyard saying go
(especially if you were from california and 1970s kid)
"I don't grow up I ..
I don't throw up I, Grow up??? then something about your mom and her makeup"
Actually I just was having a child-hood mental reel and couldn't remember how it went and it's bugging me.
OK actually this one
Popeye the Sailor Man
he lives in a garbage can
he eats a black poodle and spits out bluto's manudo
he's popeye the sailor man.
or something liek that
Bonnie and Clyde sittin in the sewer
eaten on manuer
along came a copper
ridding on chopper
Bonnie laid a whopper and the cop was dead.
Ooo Ingowa, Yo momma needs a showa (x3)
Cause She STINKSSS!!!!
2018-10-14 at 9:56 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to a new state trooper.
2018-10-14 at 10:02 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
We used to sing this in 3rd or 4th grade to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school.
We have tortured all the teachers.
We have broken all the rules.
We shall march down to the office and hang the principal.
Us brats are marching on!
Glory, glory, hallelujah.
My teacher hit me with a ruler.
I met her at the door with a loaded .44.
And she ain't my teacher no more!
2018-10-14 at 10:06 PM UTC
'I'll bring my dads gun to school tomorrow and show you all!' That was my favorite
