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  1. #41
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Give me a reason to like you.

    I shower regularly, I am not fat, I use to valdalize things in my youth, I work for a bank, I've done many things that Ill take to my grave. I also once carved 'ZOKLET' into someones car.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #42
    Technologist victim of incest
  3. #43
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I'll never let you down

    You'll always be up

    Uhhh..
  4. #44
    People don’t like me either but fuck em

    Go shine bright like a diamond
  5. #45
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Uhhh..

    im just saying I'll share the meth jeez
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I shower regularly, I am not fat, I use to valdalize things in my youth, I work for a bank, I've done many things that Ill take to my grave. I also once carved 'ZOKLET' into someones car.

    Those are my 5 criteria for deciding if I like someone. You got one of them wrong but I accept 4/5.

    Welcome to my gang.
  7. #47
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by mmQ Those are my 5 criteria for deciding if I like someone. You got one of them wrong but I accept 4/5.

    Welcome to my gang.

    gang giggigidy bang bang cranes and kangz
  8. #48
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Those are my 5 criteria for deciding if I like someone. You got one of them wrong but I accept 4/5.

    Welcome to my gang.

    Thank you kind sir.

    Which one did I miss?
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Thank you kind sir.

    Which one did I miss?

    The jedi one, of course.
  10. #50
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by mmQ The jedi one, of course.

    oh shit the mafia has been called out
  11. #51
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The jedi one, of course.

    Do I need to be jedi?
  12. #52
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Do I need to be jedi?

    if you're not jedi you're literally not even human
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box gang giggigidy bang bang cranes and kangz

    Ging gang gong don't get me wrong, got a pocket full of lint and a shitty little song.

    Suck my fuck and send your seed, nigga that is what I need. Day and night I dance and pray, sucking dick don't make me gay.
  14. #54
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ging gang gong don't get me wrong, got a pocket full of lint and a shitty little song.

    Suck my fuck and send your seed, nigga that is what I need. Day and night I dance and pray, sucking dick don't make me gay.

    hell yeah red pilled and based
  15. #55
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    What is the direction I need to be going and velocity as well?

    Is it possible to hack society so that people like me?
  16. #56
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by SBTlauien I think I need to get a new vehicle. A girl at my last job walked up to me and said, "You drive a women's vehicle". This could be a clear sign that my image isn't quite clear.

    It's a sign that someone wanted to interact with you and you took the wrong fucking message away. The correct response to a girl saying that is "haha, yeah, but it gets great mileage. What do you think I should be driving?" or like just normal banter to hold up a conversation. I bet your response was to look at your shoes and say nothing or some shit. Dial down the autism my dude, if the kind of car you drive actually made her think poorly of you then she wouldn't be coming up to you and saying it.
  17. #57
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny It's a sign that someone wanted to interact with you and you took the wrong fucking message away. The correct response to a girl saying that is "haha, yeah, but it gets great mileage. What do you think I should be driving?" or like just normal banter to hold up a conversation. I bet your response was to look at your shoes and say nothing or some shit. Dial down the autism my dude, if the kind of car you drive actually made her think poorly of you then she wouldn't be coming up to you and saying it.

    This girl was married with children and nasty. I don't think she was trying to start a convo. I think she was trying to attack me.
  18. #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SBTlauien What is the direction I need to be going and velocity as well?

    Is it possible to hack society so that people like me?

    Yes.



    Practical advice cannot help you SBT. Do you want to have to have a wrinkly piece of paper with the the textbook responses that you have to pull out and read whenever someone says something to you? "wait hang on I know what to say here" *pulls out paper*

    I'm inclined to think you're just fucking with us but if you're not well, I don't think any of our advice could help. Perhaps try this thing called DRUGS. and stop driving a girl car (what car actually is it?).
  19. #59
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by SBTlauien This girl was married with children and nasty. I don't think she was trying to start a convo. I think she was trying to attack me.

    Yeah, calling people "nasty" and thinking everyone is trying to attack you when they aren't is the reason no one likes you. I said she was trying to have a conversation, not hop on your dick. Who gives a fuck if she's married or not, she was a person trying to have a social interaction with you, a golden opportunity to not be an anti-social weirdo, which it seems like you failed miserably at.

    Your conviction that everyone is out to get you is far and away the most off-putting aspect of your personality.
  20. #60
    If I can get 1,000 thanks with people thinking I am a psycho cunt then SBT can make a friend in real life.

    You can do it SBT. I believe in you.

    *confetti for thanks milestone*
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