2018-10-02 at 12:16 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Breaking news from CNN:
A ham sandwich has come forward with a credible claim that Kavanaugh bit it in college. The sandwich admits that, due to the trauma of the event, it can not recall if it was on wheat or rye. It also must be mentioned that the sandwich has made conflicting statements as to whether it was dressed in mayonnaise or mustard.
2018-10-02 at 1:12 PM UTC
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2018-10-02 at 1:34 PM UTC
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2018-10-02 at 2:12 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
I think they are regrouping and brain storming for new accusations...
2018-10-02 at 2:39 PM UTC
I heard Kavanaugh tried to silence the sandwich's screams by covering it in Saran wrap!
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2018-10-02 at 2:42 PM UTC
He threw ice at a bar is the new one.lol
I wonder if the fbi will investigate his snoring?
2018-10-02 at 2:46 PM UTC
I heard he threw his beer in a guys face at a bar resulting in one of his friends ending up in jail.
2018-10-02 at 2:51 PM UTC
I’ve done that
Kav gets cooler everyday 👍🏻
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2018-10-02 at 2:53 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
He reminds me a bit of Tucker and Tucker is sooo cute. I have such a huge crush on Tucker. 😜😍
2018-10-02 at 2:59 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
He ruled that spying on Americans without a warrant was legal, which it certainly is not, and he's also the architect of the illegal and unconstitutional so-called Patriot Act, another blatant insult to freedom and liberty. The 30-years-ago thing and the beer and all the rest is nothing more than a clever distraction from that, manufactured by the Swamp and the Deep State. They really do believe everyone is as dumb as a bag of rocks, but that's where they make their fatal mistake; it's their Achilles Heel.
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2018-10-02 at 3:01 PM UTC
Lmao @ threw beer in a guys face at the bar.
Next time he'll watch his mouth.
2018-10-02 at 3:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee
He reminds me a bit of Tucker and Tucker is sooo cute. I have such a huge crush on Tucker. 😜😍
This guy? Girl why?
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2018-10-02 at 3:09 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
1. Appoint deep state/globalist muppet.
2. Anoint him like Jesus walking on water in the media
3. Appoint a bad guy to discredit him with preposterous claims and turn him into a martyr.
4. Put up a fake and staged resistance, feign outrage.
5. The people rally around the muppet out of sympathy.
6. Said muppet is confirmed and installed like a greased rabbit down a laundry shute.
7. Sheeple continue chewing their cuds.
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