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Should I go to work high on GHB (and xanax and alcohol), or should I get a hotel room, an escort, and a gram of crack?

  1. 2018-10-01 at 4:33 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Vote on my fate. I will let the whispering winds of niggasin.space determine my destiny.
  2. 2018-10-01 at 4:35 PM UTC
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Letting loose in a hotel room is easy. Holding it together fucked up at work is hard. I think you should challenge yourself.
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  3. 2018-10-01 at 4:44 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You present a formidable, but perhaps honorable, challenge.

    The only other factor is the commute. I only go to the office one day a week because it's actually kinda far. Even by self-controlled motor car it is an ordeal. Considering all the drugs I'm on right now, public transit is really the only reasonable option. And for that, I'm looking at at least two hours each way.

    I suppose I can drink on the way, which would be kinda fun. But I fear being incredibly intoxicated by the time I get there, and no longer being able to compose myself.
  4. 2018-10-01 at 4:45 PM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Downers suck. Do meth and you can teach yourself anything
  5. 2018-10-01 at 4:46 PM UTC
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Your grammar and punctuation suggests you fabricated this fable.
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  6. 2018-10-01 at 4:52 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ghost Downers suck. Do meth and you can teach yourself anything

    In all seriousness, I would do some quality meth right now if I had any.

    I generally dislike stimulants, but I do live in somewhat of a meth haven, so I have done my fair share of the shard.

    But I'm way too high-inhibition to go out and seek it. At least, until another drink or cap of G or xanax.
  7. 2018-10-01 at 4:54 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Your grammar and punctuation suggests you fabricated this fable.

    I'm obsessed with proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

    Trust me when I say, I am thoroughly fucked up right now.

    I just use my backspace key a lot to avoid sounding like a bar tard, alcoholic, or g addict.
  8. 2018-10-01 at 4:56 PM UTC
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I am also obsessed with using language properly regardless of chemical inhibition and therefore I believe that OP is properly fucked up.
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  9. 2018-10-01 at 5:01 PM UTC
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Choosing between the office or pussy and drugs really isn't much of a dilemma.



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  10. 2018-10-01 at 5:02 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I am also obsessed with using language properly regardless of chemical inhibition and therefore I believe that OP is properly fucked up.

    Thank you! Someone who gets it.

    Since the days of yore, people have expressed doubt at the degree of my inebriation.

    Yet the masses tend to type like proper spelling/grammar were illegal, and people don't assume they're intoxicated, just stupid (and/or lazy - hitting the backspace button is, albeit trivially so, somewhat time-consuming).
  11. 2018-10-01 at 5:04 PM UTC
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I can spall pretty well even when high as fuck, and spell check does the rest.
  12. 2018-10-01 at 5:04 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Choosing between the office or pussy and drugs really isn't much of a dilemma.



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    Thank you, as well, for you have just decided my fate.

    (I'm assuming that pussy/drugs are the recommended option in that somewhat ambiguous phrase. But even if not, the very fact that I implicitly assume as much is just as strong an indicator of my priorities, and thus will be the ultimate deciding factor.)
  13. 2018-10-01 at 5:06 PM UTC
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Of course pussy and drugs. Why the fuck would you pass on that for a shitty day in a boring office?
  14. 2018-10-01 at 5:07 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Of course pussy and drugs. Why the fuck would you pass on that for a shitty day in a boring office?

    Truer words have never been spoken.
  15. 2018-10-01 at 5:08 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm looking at leolist escort ads as we speak.

    I'm assuming she'll be able to procure the necessary gram of crack.

    The hotel is just a few blocks away. I assume, on a monday afternoon, there will be ample vacancies.
  16. 2018-10-01 at 5:12 PM UTC
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I was on the clock while having sex once. Therefore I was getting paid while having sex.
    Does that make me a man whore?
  17. 2018-10-01 at 5:14 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho I was on the clock while having sex once. Therefore I was getting paid while having sex.
    Does that make me a man whore?

    That makes you a straight G.

    I wouldn't mind getting paid while having sex.

    Actually, I could technically have sex (with an escort) and get paid at the same time, since I'm salaried so I technically don't even have to show up to work to get paid.

    But it's not the same because I would be paying for said sex. :(
  18. 2018-10-01 at 5:15 PM UTC
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm looking at leolist escort ads as we speak.

    I'm assuming she'll be able to procure the necessary gram of crack.

    The hotel is just a few blocks away. I assume, on a monday afternoon, there will be ample vacancies.

    What general location are you in, like country/state or whatever?



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  19. 2018-10-01 at 5:18 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by NARCassist What general location are you in, like country/state or whatever?



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    Chilliwack, BC, Canada.

    Also, why do you always do a few line breaks followed by a period in each post?
  20. 2018-10-01 at 5:27 PM UTC
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by gadzooks Chilliwack, BC, Canada.

    Also, why do you always do a few line breaks followed by a period in each post?

    Because being the bigger man on here I require the extra space on here, the extra bollock space, ya get me fam?



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