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Just tore my pectoral muscle while masturbating

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    Holy FUCK I am in so much pain right now.
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    Pain and pleasure, such a fine line.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    suck it up u lil whiny bitch.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You must be out of shape
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    Make a automatic masturbatory device using a raspberry pi, some sandpaper and an empty toilet roll. No need to strain your muscles.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    If only you had a 3D printer, op, u could print yourself some kind of a masturbatory aid.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Stretch you fat fuck
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee If only you had a 3D printer, op, u could print yourself some kind of a masturbatory aid.

    I suggest buying a printer that will work with the newer flexible materials, ABS and PLA is kind of hard on the rectum

    ...erm so I heard.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I suggest buying a printer that will work with the newer flexible materials, ABS and PLA is kind of hard on the rectum

    …erm so I heard.

    Thanx for the heads up.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Thank Boo for the plastic up his anal cavity.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    Can you print a bf like those two, too?? 😍
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