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When did you first go blind from masturbateding?

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    As per title. Masturbation, and the real phenomenon of onanistic blindness. All of us who have been single for any length of time have all experienced it.

    Yet on a metaphysical level we all need a coherent definition of truth. I find this confusing due to existentialism as you can basically make up your own meaning, whatever that means. I am not dogmatically christian, whatever that may mean.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    tbh. I'm almost blind now, if I dont beat off I can sleep so I have jerked my gurkin a lot over the last 10 years and 10 years ago I could spot a cop headlight a half mile away in the dark and now I cant see if its one girl or two or a guy n a girl walkin down the side of the road,, I can usually tell what one of em is but I dont have time to tell what both are before pqassing them by
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    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    When you touch yourself you are instantly blinded from the light and grace of God
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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Esplender When you touch yourself you are instantly blinded from the light and grace of God

    God shortened the arms of the t-rex because they kept touching themselves.
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    i'm stoned and can't tell whether op really believes you can go blind from masturbating or if he is talking about when you're on a dry spell and you want to get laid so bad that it clouds your head
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I literally have Autismo superpowers and one of them is super eyes. I don't even touch my genitals in the shower because I don't want to anger God and lose my powers. I do ride a horse dildo everyday, though. I actually feel like that improved my eyesight.
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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Pretty sure I haven't gone blind just really desensitized my dick



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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    But did you listen to the song?
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao 😇
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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    watchu laughin at?
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Hope No one is watching the porn I'm watching. If so U better find a hill there's bout to be a flood. 😋
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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Hope No one is watching the porn I'm watching. If so U better find a hill there's bout to be a flood. 😋

    There is no need for all that! Just ask for help.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao. Smh!

    U better get ur rainsuit too then.
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    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    Girl I just went through a hurrycane.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Hope No one calls me in the middle from a "SCAM LIKELY" phone number & fuck up my rhythm either. 😱

    Cuz I will wait & I will press 1. (Cuz it might be important)
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    Ninjesus Houston
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Hope No one is watching the porn I'm watching. If so U better find a hill there's bout to be a flood. 😋

    Watching sancho jerk vids again huh
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Why Sancho & tacos? Lol.
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