2018-09-11 at 9:08 PM UTC
I recently got happily engaged to the LOVE OF MY LIFE, and I cannot stop talking about how amazing it makes ME feel. MEEEEE. If anyone wants to talk about anything else I have to remind them that what they're talking about isn't important right now. I'm engaged; that's what's important.
In fact I've learned over 9000 ways to change the topic back to my engagement.
If people are talking about dogs, I love saying things like "my fiancee has a dog" then change the topic back to my fiancee and my engagement.
Or if I'm out at lunch and people are being inconsiderate talking about something else, I might say something like "I better not eat too much, I already bought my wedding dress and want to make sure I still fit it when we get married! lololol"
If someone comments on the weather, I will say something like "It can rain all it wants now.. so long as it doesn't rain on the [insert wedding date]" Then I pause so they ask about the date and tell them all about my planned wedding!
If I'm around strangers and nobody is talking (like on a bus or train) I might play with my engagement ring, laugh at text messages my fiance sent me a week ago or sigh loudly just to start a conversation about my engagement. If those fail I just put on my veil (I always carry it with me) and hum the wedding theme tune loudly while examining my ring in front of them.
Another good way to start talking about my engagement is ask people their opinion on wedding related things, like cakes, venues, dresses or asking people what they love most about being engaged.
My plan is to continue directing all conversation to my engagement for 6mths or so, then to my wedding for another 6mths.. then I'm not sure.. I will probably spend 6mths of finding ways to insert "my hubby" into every second sentence.
Once all of those topics have been used up I'll probably get pregnant..
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2018-09-11 at 9:40 PM UTC
Also lol, mQ, i wanna see pictures of you in your wedding dress. Be sure to wear two white beanies.
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2018-09-11 at 9:45 PM UTC
Congrats, the first of many no doubt.
Lets see a photo of the lovely lady (or gent).
2018-09-12 at 2:21 AM UTC
Lol, yep. But after those topics are exhausted, they bitch about the person they just married nonstop
It's absolutely hilarious for a couple weeks but after that it makes you want to stab them
But it's easy to get them to shut up about that. Just say "wait, he/she didn't do that/tell you about that before you got married?"
"Well...yeah"
"So why is it any different now?"
Too many people of both genders see marriage as a way of trapping someone into financially and/or emotionally supporting them
2018-09-12 at 2:47 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Marriage is gay af that's y dey call it gay marriage
2018-09-12 at 3:18 AM UTC
OP sounds better adjusted than me.
2018-09-12 at 3:20 AM UTC
I don't think I'd ever be able to trust someone enough to marry them without some sort of prenuptial agreement
2018-09-12 at 3:29 AM UTC
playingindirt
Tuskegee Airman
[nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
If it makes you happy I say, "yay!" :)
2018-09-12 at 12:30 PM UTC
I bet you ain't never met a mexican cut like me ayyyyy.
2018-09-12 at 2:03 PM UTC
Are people taking this seriously? Bc this is completely sardonic.
2018-09-13 at 10:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by esbity
Have you seen what this guy looks like?
That's why I carry the two veils with me. :D
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2018-09-14 at 5:34 AM UTC
Can't wait to hear about the divorce.
2018-09-14 at 6:26 AM UTC
This nigga goes hard(in his fiance of course LOL!)
2018-09-14 at 8:52 AM UTC
stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
OP is a mega butthurt jelly incel who is depressed as fuck seeing all his friends and family find happiness while he is forever alone with his vidya and 4lokos.
