Why is lobster so goddamn expensive?

1. 2018-09-09 at 6:07 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   We EXUME all sorts of LIFE from the depths, but why have we, as a society, placed such high value on the BOTTOM FEEDERS of the ocean? CRAB and LOBSTER. The literal SHIT DWELLERS, we say, "OHHHH OHHHHH I WANT THE ONES THAT WALLOW IN SHIT! I WANNA PAY THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST FOR THOSE!"
   
   Fuck you.
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2. 2018-09-09 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   𝔸𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 Yung Blood
   Because of the jedis
3. 2018-09-09 at 7:36 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   It's a conspiracy by the wimmins to make us pay the utmost possible before they acquiesce to having sex with us.
   
   It makes them think they are higher valued.
4. 2018-09-09 at 9:39 PM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I dunno, but all I want tonight is calamari pasta heavy on the steak
5. 2018-09-09 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   Bbecause it taste like fine pussy.
6. 2018-09-09 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   suppyly & demand, something like that.
7. 2018-09-09 at 11:51 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   only the poor ate lobsters back in the day
8. 2018-09-10 at 12 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   At least it's part of your cuisine. You have to suck a sailor here to get some lobster.
9. 2018-09-10 at 12:33 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   you should be able to get 4 or 5 by blowin a sailor tho
10. 2018-09-10 at 1:08 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 It's a conspiracy by the wimmins to make us pay the utmost possible before they acquiesce to having sex with us.
    
    It makes them think they are higher valued.

    
    I'll give ya 2 bucks
11. 2018-09-10 at 1:47 PM UTC

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    Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
    Seafood is the last food source that is hunted, not farmed.
    
    A lobster farm would be amazing to see.
12. 2018-09-10 at 1:50 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Some of it is farmed. Catfish especially.
13. 2018-09-10 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Seafood is the last food source that is hunted, not farmed.
    
    A lobster farm would be amazing to see.

    
    
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14. 2018-09-10 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Some of it is farmed. Catfish especially.

    
    cat fish is just fish,, sea food comes from the sea/ ocean ,,,,, Silly alabammy white gurl
15. 2018-09-10 at 3:55 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You know what the hell I meant!
16. 2018-09-10 at 4:46 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    And it's not even that good.
17. 2018-09-11 at 12:38 AM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by ohfralala You know what the hell I meant!

    
    I'm just sayin
18. 2018-09-11 at 12:39 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You wanna fight or what?
19. 2018-09-11 at 12:42 AM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    No,I don't wanna make you cry cuz that would be an otter shame
20. 2018-09-11 at 12:42 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I like the color. 😊