Robbing dealers

1. 2018-09-06 at 11:06 PM UTC

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   Psyclonic Yung Blood
   What would be the best way to go about this? Robbing criminals is the only way to rob because they won’t go to the police. Acquaintances of mine have just punched one out with friends but there has to be a better way. Bear spray? Meet in a park and hide your friend nearby with a golf club?
2. 2018-09-06 at 11:13 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Most street dealers don't have their shit with them. Watch them from a distance and figure out where their stash is. Then steal that and start your own venture at another spot. Watch out for faggots that watch you from a distance.
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   • eBagger
3. 2018-09-06 at 11:19 PM UTC

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   Psyclonic Yung Blood

   Originally posted by RisiR † Most street dealers don't have their shit with them. Watch them from a distance and figure out where their stash is. Then steal that and start your own venture at another spot. Watch out for faggots that watch you from a distance.

   
   I read on totse way back when about kidnapping and tieing him up when hes alone just sneak up with a blunt object. You can always torture the guy to find out where his stash is
4. 2018-09-06 at 11:21 PM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Or you could just grow up.
5. 2018-09-06 at 11:22 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Torture doesn't work. He will tell you anything to get out of it. He will trick you so that instead of reaching for his stash you will grab a pile of dog shit or a hornet nest. Be careful.
6. 2018-09-06 at 11:23 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Or you could just grow up.

   
   Says the faggot with a faggot avatar who can't have any fun, faggot.
7. 2018-09-06 at 11:24 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Alternatively
   
   

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Or you could just grow your own drugs.

   
   FTFY.
8. 2018-09-07 at 11:30 AM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR † Torture doesn't work. He will tell you anything to get out of it.

   
   That was a made up jedi meme used to criticise Bush for torturing "terrorists".
   
   Reality is that torture works better than you would believe. During WW2 if someone was captured it was assumed that everything they knew the other side now also knew. That's why armies have cells and keep each other on a "need to know" basis.
9. 2018-09-07 at 11:32 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Or I could find one fucking person irl that isn't a pussy ass bitch thsts willing to set up a pedo bait and blackmail the fuck out of some of these guys. Jesus christ.
10. 2018-09-07 at 11:34 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mmQ Or I could find one fucking person irl that isn't a pussy ass bitch thsts willing to set up a pedo bait and blackmail the fuck out of some of these guys. Jesus christ.

    
    It's seriously the easiezt "get rich scam" of all time but everyone is too much of a pussy ass bitch to help out. It needs two to three people not including the pedo.
11. 2018-09-07 at 11:54 AM UTC

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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Be careful if you're serious
    
    Hit the wrong one and a week later you'll come home to find that your wife and kids have been murdered
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12. 2018-09-07 at 11:57 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by stare rape Be careful if you're serious
    
    Hit the wrong one and a week later you'll come home to find that your wife and kids have been murdered

    
    Pffffffft
13. 2018-09-07 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Just befriend a dealer and ask them to borrow their drugs for a second and lace up your Jordan's and dipsetnahmeanbangbang
    
    It really all depends on the person and the dealer. Don't think for a second drug dealers won't rat on you either
14. 2018-09-08 at 6:24 PM UTC

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    Psyclonic Yung Blood

    Originally posted by mmQ It's seriously the easiezt "get rich scam" of all time but everyone is too much of a pussy ass bitch to help out. It needs two to three people not including the pedo.

    
    Hip
15. 2018-09-26 at 9:09 AM UTC

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    eBagger Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by mmQ Or I could find one fucking person irl that isn't a pussy ass bitch thsts willing to set up a pedo bait and blackmail the fuck out of some of these guys. Jesus christ.

    
    Yeah we could be all typa rich with all typa bad ideas
    
    COULD BE
16. 2018-09-26 at 9:40 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    get one of those tracking devices or set up a phone to track. leave it in your dealers car, then check where he goes first thing in the morning and last thing at night.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-09-26 at 9:41 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    and if you're in a college town then hook up with one of the students and get him to find out who all the student dealers are. they're so easy to rob its funny.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-09-26 at 9:44 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ It's seriously the easiezt "get rich scam" of all time but everyone is too much of a pussy ass bitch to help out. It needs two to three people not including the pedo.

    
    how's about we do sophie and benny vader?
    
    
    
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19. 2018-10-29 at 9:33 PM UTC

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    Yerkocet Yung Blood
    Go in their crib w guns and be ready to use em if you have to
20. 2018-10-29 at 10:11 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Jump into the middle of a pot field. Yell, "this is a stickup", then start filling garbage bags.
    
    You're welcome.