2018-09-06 at 3:01 PM UTC
I had a small patch where I was getting some funky looking dudes like kinda black and scrappy like something you'd find floating on the top of some old stagnant water, for lack of a better analogy that I can think of, but lately, and just now especially, they are nice looking and solid, but not Too solid, coming out soft, good shape good texture good color.
So that means I don't have a horrible disease like I thought.
Ya'll have pretty consistent stools or do you get the occasional WTF stool like one that makes no sense how it could've even came to be?
And thanks.
2018-09-06 at 3:24 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
When I eat harvest crunch cereal my stools come out like a body going through the wood chipper like Fargo
2018-09-06 at 3:29 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
When I eat harvest crunch cereal my stools come out like a body going through the wood chipper like Fargo
I used to eat handfuls of sunflower seeds, shells and all, and I'd imagine my stools were similar. Kinda like if when you don't chew a tortilla chip all the way and swallow a little piece that gets wedged in your throat and you have to slowly swallow over and over drinking waters trying to edge it down bit by bit but the spike of pain after each swallow. Kinda like that but with a dozen chips and they're reluctantly coming out your prison pocket.
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2018-09-06 at 3:52 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
puddin from the store will turn ur poop's black,, chicken and rice makes a nice smooth shit, good color and almost a pleasure during deification
2018-09-06 at 3:59 PM UTC
I want to put frozen puddin pops in my sphclincter
2018-09-06 at 4:38 PM UTC
I thought only old dudes like stl worried about their stools?
Unless I drop a record breaking spanner...I don’t check out the leavings...
2018-09-06 at 5:02 PM UTC
If your shit wasn't pointed on the end your asshole would slam shut
Unless you are finny.
2018-09-06 at 5:04 PM UTC
its funny cause the guy in OPs avatar looks like someone who would play with their terds, maybe smash em up a bit
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2018-09-06 at 5:04 PM UTC
We are programmed to visually research our bowel movements to ensure health. A naturally engrained quality assurance department of sorts.
2018-09-06 at 5:10 PM UTC
Color, consistency, structure, texture, and corn nuts
2018-09-06 at 5:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala
Color, consistency, structure, texture, and corn nuts
i think the american kennel society uses the same criteria at their doge shows
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