2018-08-25 at 11:45 PM UTC
It's the hip new fad all the kids are getting into!
Spreading like widlfire on websites such as Tumblr and Instagram, young teens are now transitioning their mortality in what is described as a more inclusive and tolerant lifestyle.
"I never truly understood just how exclusionary I was in the past before falling off a 30 story building" remarked one agender teen
"Life is so phobic, you know, like, it excludes so many persons who lack the privilege of being mortal. I felt that by going to the assisted exit clinic and having myself put under I was finally making amends for my privileged and bigoted ways" - a 14 year old self-identified cismale
"Oy vey, this is the best thing since Curb your Enthusiasm aired on the hbo!" Chuckled 32 year old Andy Rottenberg from Tel Aviv
