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Lmao wtf. I just got shot for walking into a deli.

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Needed food, and they close at 12pm. So I walked in at fucking 11:20 and the 1 guy working there meanmugged me ( not that I know what that means ). I asked whats wrong, big guy and he said how annoying it is for moterfuckers to come in right before close. Wtf!!! Its 40 fucking minutes! So I said forget it and he said "nah wiseguy u aint leavin this store walking on two feet, you lastminute moterfuckers are all the same" and he pulled out his Jennings (which he apparently cleverly hides under the provalone)and shot me right in the buttocks

    Ugh so hungry. :(
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  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Yup. That'll teach u, scumbag.

    Lowlife, degenerate clown.
  3. #3
    CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL OMFG @
    which he apparently cleverly hides under the provalone)and shot me right in the buttocks

    Must have been Subway 😋😂

    I always pick provolone on my fav sub Italian BMT 😌
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I like turkey with American.
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  5. #5
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Mmmmmm fuck, yes
  6. #6
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Yup. 😋
    I don't want my meat/cheese in the middle of the bread either. Cuz it doesn't close right! 👿
  7. #7
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I have to add the oil in vinegar, too because.. YOLO
  8. #8
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Thassss right! Mayo on the bread before the meat, YOLO.
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  9. #9
    CandyRein Black Hole
    You are my spirit animal.....🖤
    Yin& yang

    YOLO🤗🖤
  10. #10
    Originally posted by CandyRein You are my spirit animal…..🖤
    Yin& yang

    YOLO🤗🖤

    but do you want to talk about WEEEINERS????
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  11. #11
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Weenies are frankfurters
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