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Remember that time DaGuru crawled through the snow?

  1. #1
    Enterita African Astronaut
    The cops were at his front door and he thought they were there to arrest him for unpaid parking tickets, so DaGuru crawled his way through the snow to get to his car to escape. Meanwhile, they were just there to tag-team his wife, who let them in and was thankful her retarded husband had left so she could have a threesome with the cops in peace.
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    DaGuru was a very very strange person. He would go into graphic detail about how he wanted to chain bumble up in his garage to be his plaything. It was very buffalo bill
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Remember that time junior jacon jeese jurger
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