Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The state of that fucking cock nose would like to announce our first tourist and visitor to the national state park, Candyrein.
Come visit yourself and enjoy the scenery and beauty of the natural features like nose hill, nose lake and nose creek.
Originally posted by CandyRein
Just left the state park …
π
We would also like to announce the winners of the nosegay contest. Lily of the Valley, Hawaiian Baby Woodrose and Monkshood have become the national nosegay flowers of the State of That Fucking Cock Nose.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Because we are a nation of peace I have decided that the national flower should be a bunch of flowers, also known as a 'Nosegay'
What flowers should be part of this gay arrangement of flowers for delight of the cock nose? I'm thinking hydrogenas and some kind of morning glory
Wicked clown drive around mothafucka running up ICP mothafucking bumping in my damn trunk whats you got to say bitch, what the fuck you gonna do, what the fuck you gotta say looking like your scooby doo. Fuck you cock nose i'll be goofy like the shit dont really give a fuck cuz you can't come lick my dick. Oh, once again fucking geeking on this shit. Mothafucking eyes all chink like the mothafucking Asian
Originally posted by Wariat
the thing is if i was to get naked while photographing them theyd feel more comfortable as they wouldnt be the only ones nude on a professional set and would admire such a bit cock theyve never seen probably in their lives of a real grown man.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
I doubt that's a very viable business. 15+ is really old and there are thousands of sites available today where they can pimp themselves out.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Pretty sure it's not illegal to have an attraction for young children.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
12 years old isn't even that young. They're plenty ready for sex.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
Something I want to do but won't because I am extremely hygienic is shit and piss myself at the same time. I want to stand there and let it all go, not worry about anything just free my bowels and soil myself. Of course I would do this in some pants and underwear I plan on throwing away.
Anybody here into shitting themselves?
Maybe I should try diapers but I think it wouldn't feel the same as shitting in normal clothing.
Another thing. I want to shit and urinate on someone. BUT the feeling is not mutual, I don't want to be shat and pissed on.
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi
>tfw no 7yo shota boy toy to fondle while playing ps2
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
The independent state of that fucking cock nose is a real life micro nation. Who wants to join our glorious state and become a that fucking cock nose nationalist.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Our cock nose strong and free π π
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just got a call from a guy wanting me to paint 2 apt's next week,, he got my number from my boss I just stopped working for 2 weeks ago dew to dangers of corona from incoming students in the apt's Ive been painting.
I got a nice chuckle out of the situation cuz I really only stopped working for her cuz I had better things to do,, like makin 35 to 40 bucks an hr instead of 22 an hr for her
someone posted about Robert Byrd in another thread and I looked him up, and it reminded me that Klan ranks are just goofy as shit.
He then wrote to Joel L. Baskin, Grand Dragon of the Realm of Virginia
When Baskin called for nominations for Exalted Cyclops, the highest-ranking official in the Klavern, Byrd was nominated and quickly elected by unanimous vote.
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by aldra
someone posted about Robert Byrd in another thread and I looked him up, and it reminded me that Klan ranks are just goofy as shit.
Hillary called him her friend and mentor.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by aldra
someone posted about Robert Byrd in another thread and I looked him up, and it reminded me that Klan ranks are just goofy as shit.
Back in those days the Illiad and Odyssey were high school reading.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Hillary called him her friend and mentor.
I don't care about that. I honestly wish conservatives would stop with the 'Democrats are the real racists' line because it goes nowhere and everyone knows I'm the real racist anyway.
if you want a clip that encapsulates what a soulless, disgusting harpy Hillary is,
That's her laughing about a man being sodomised to death with a bayonet. A man who made Libya the most prosperous country in North Africa, a country that she was largely responsible for turning into an open-air slave market.
Yeah, Erdogan has his sticky fingers in everything going on there too. I haven't followed Mali very closely because from what I saw it was just regular nigger shenanigans, not the amusing or particularly interesting kind
