D Jedi's morning thread🍴☕

1. 2018-08-05 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #1
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Good morning NiS...
   
   
   
2. 2018-08-05 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #2
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Let's eat breakfastes.
3. 2018-08-05 at 1:16 PM UTC

   #3
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   really lil D, my mornin thread isnt good enough for ur scrawny honduran ass
4. 2018-08-05 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #4
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Yap,,
5. 2018-08-05 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #5
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   I was having fun with LJ yesterday about midgets and saw one last night. Hilarious guy...we couldn't stop laughing. Carried an ankle pistol and had to modify his little sports car to drive it. Lol.
   
   Did you go gambling last night.
6. 2018-08-05 at 1:21 PM UTC

   #6
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I was working. I only go twice a month. One early in the month and one before the month ends.
7. 2018-08-05 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #7
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl I was working. I only go twice a month. One early in the month and one before the month ends.
   
   

   
   Welfare or SSDI?
8. 2018-08-05 at 1:46 PM UTC

   #8
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Welfare or SSDI?

   
   Lol.
9. 2018-08-05 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #9
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   For breakfast I had 2 boiled eggs, 2 thomas's english muffins with their nooks and crannies well buttered, 3 hashbrowns, 2 patty turkey sausages, and cup of OJ served in a wine glass because I'm super fancy.
10. 2018-08-05 at 2:36 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    only homosexuals eat turkey sausages
11. 2018-08-05 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    pancakes are shit, so are waffles, I had 7 grams of Crouton blended into a protein shake for breakfast.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • jedi_darryl
12. 2018-08-05 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #12
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT only homosexuals eat turkey sausages

    
    I will flick a mushroom vegetable at your eye if you ever say that again Pole!
13. 2018-08-05 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #13
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Whenever I'm back in NY Times Square Diner is my favorite for breakfast on 8th...frigging food portions are big. The French Toast with nuts is great and their special coffee. Expensive...yet good.
14. 2018-08-05 at 3:42 PM UTC

    #14
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • jedi_darryl
15. 2018-08-05 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #15
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

    Originally posted by ~L J~

    
    Move over toots and share the wine. The stupidity on here is hilarious...trying to avoid it. Going to buy a huge teddy for you know who...5 times bigger with a candy box. Lol.
16. 2018-08-05 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Toots lol
17. 2018-08-05 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #17
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

    Originally posted by ~L J~ Toots lol

    
    Like Bogey would say...also you got great gams toots. I use this on feminists and lesbians also...works very well. Lol.
18. 2018-08-05 at 4 PM UTC

    #18
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    As long as it works, go for it lol. 😝
19. 2018-08-05 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #19
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    So how you feeling...any foot pain. Hips ok. How about your neck.
20. 2018-08-05 at 4:05 PM UTC

    #20
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Everything seems to be in working order today. 😁