I'm madly in love with my girlfriend...

1. 2018-08-01 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   I just enjoy eating a side dish now and then...
2. 2018-08-01 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   I thought the poodle ran away.
3. 2018-08-01 at 10:42 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   You love your granny that much ?
4. 2018-08-01 at 10:43 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by joerell I thought the poodle ran away.

   
   I prefer yorkies. What breed of dog do you have, Joseph?
5. 2018-08-01 at 10:44 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover You love your granny that much ?

   
   Come down from the lower Peninsula and meet her... we'd love to have you over for Fresh Garden stew.
6. 2018-08-01 at 10:46 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

   Originally posted by WellHung I prefer yorkies. What breed of dog do you have, Joseph?

   
   Your poodle...she hired me to bury you...her words not mine.
7. 2018-08-01 at 10:48 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   How's that rash, Matt? Still blaming whey protein powder?
8. 2018-08-01 at 10:49 PM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Come down from the lower Peninsula and meet her… we'd love to have you over for Fresh Garden stew.

   
   Florida or San Francisco Peninsula?
9. 2018-08-01 at 11:29 PM UTC

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   Sancho Tuskegee Airman
   Bigboi😱
   
   😂😂😂😂😂
   
   
10. 2018-08-01 at 11:29 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Bwahahaha 🤣🤣
11. 2018-08-02 at 2:35 PM UTC

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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand Bwahahaha 🤣🤣

12. 2018-08-02 at 2:41 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung I just enjoy eating a side dish now and then…

    
    We get it
    
    Sometimes she deflates.....
    
    
    
    If you really want to remain true to her.....
    
    
13. 2018-08-02 at 2:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by EllariaSand We get it
    
    Sometimes she deflates…..
    
    

    
    That looks like April Madison before she got fat.
14. 2018-08-02 at 2:45 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by WellHung I prefer yorkies. What breed of dog do you have, Joseph?

    
    cuz only the smallest pussy available will allow you to hit both sides at the same time
15. 2018-08-02 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That looks like April Madison before she got fat.

    
    “Overinflated”
    
    
    It’s less demeaning to her than “fat” 😉
16. 2018-08-02 at 2:50 PM UTC

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    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand We get it
    
    Sometimes she deflates…..
    
    
    
    If you really want to remain true to her…..
    
    

    
    Flex seal or flex tape would allow him to rough that bitch up good.
17. 2018-08-02 at 2:51 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🐿 Flex seal or flex tape would allow him to rough that bitch up good.

    
    Not if he gets on top
18. 2018-08-02 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Well that goes without saying.
19. 2018-08-02 at 2:53 PM UTC

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand We get it
    
    Sometimes she deflates…..
    
    
    
    If you really want to remain true to her…..
    
    

    
    LMAO.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
20. 2018-08-02 at 2:55 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Use a piece of styrofoam and apply it toward the hole with krazy glue. It would never cause a combustion or give it extra tiddays. It's inexpensive and works like a charm.